The scenario of the extracurricular event "Vovka in the trident kingdom. Scenario of the New Year's Matinee "Vovka in the Tridektom Kingdom"

Scenario of New Year's view
"Vovka B. trident kingdom»

Characters:
Teacher.
Vovka
King
Anfisa
The newest Russian grandmas: Matrun and Flower
Baba Yaga
gold fish
One-eyed famously
Santa Claus
Snow Maiden
2 scomerosha

Vovka
Sounds music
Overlooking Vovka, throws a portfolio
All holidays, and I have tests, two must be corrected. Now, as in the fairy tale: "By whining omen, in my opinion!" Eh
Coming teacher. She dresses the Christmas tree.

Teacher Maria Ivanovna
Again in the city of Winter,
And snowstorms.
We are a wonderful holiday waiting for us
It comes to us New Year!
The fairy tale on holiday to us will come -
Games, Christmas tree, dance.
New year comes,
Children are fully worried.
New Year is already on the way
He will fulfill all the dreams!
We will be on the moment
In the trident kingdom.
How to celebrate New Year
In this state?

Appeals to the guys:
And you guys are ready for a fairy tale? (Children answer)
Then listen to the riddles:
(the teacher makes the puzzles and deceptions, and the Vovka is responsible to rhyme)
In more often, turning the head,
How much with hunger (giraffe) - wolf
Who in Malina knows a lot about?
Kosolapy, Brown (Wolf) - Bear
Daughters and sons
Teaches grunt (ant) - pig
Who loves on the branches is worn?
Of course, redhead (fox) - Squirrel
Faster everyone from fear
Carry (turtle) - hare
On the mining cooler stealed wool (crocodile) - Baran
Well done boys. And you, you can't solve the riddles in the Russian, in the Russian you have -2, in mathematics 0 2, even by work - 2. Do you really can't do anything yourself?

Vovka
Everything myself yes myself, tired. Toli business is a royal life. Just do that do nothing.

Teacher.
Everything is clear with you, Vovka. You need to visit the trident kingdom, the mind will learn, and the guys will help you.
(music sounds)
Knows each: in the new year
If you wish
Miracles occur,
The fairy tale comes to life.
(Vovka falls asleep. Voice behind the scenes:
"Sleep, Vovka, and listen: You will get into the threestened kingdom, you will experience a lot of adventures, meet with different heroes, but only one of them will teach you what to do. Magic snowflakes will help you find it.
(Sentence of scenery: throne, "Trident Kingdom" inscription, fence)
(Vovka wakes up, squeezed)

Vovka
Oh, what a dream I dreamed - I wondered in a fairy tale. (calling) Maria Ivanovna! (Listen, looks around, reads the inscription in the syllables) three-de-ve-e-E CA.
Oh! So it's not a dream! And I'm in such a tribe! I unlock! (Clothes are prepared on the desk. Vovka finds it and disguises)
Oh, most time! Exactly what is needed!
(takes a snowflake from the desk)
What else is it? And remembered! This is a magic snowflake! She will help someone find.
(reads) "On the ground he is the most important"
(thinking) Tsar or what?
(A king with a bucket and a big brush appears on the stage. It begins to paint the fence and sometimes sings)

King
I have zloty mountains,
And there is, what is, and there is something to drink.
But I am paint, I am painting fences,
So that TUNADEM does not hear.

Vovka
Tsar, and, king!
(King runs to the throne, puts on the crown, takes the scepter and the power, then he sees Vovka, sighs light easily)

King
How did you go to me! I thought she was minted who helped.
(removes the crown, puts the scepter and power, goes to the fence, continues to paint)

Vovka
Tsar, and, king!

King
What do you want?

Vovka
Are you king?

King
Well, the king!

Vovka
King, and what are you cutting? You think nothing!

King
Yes, I know! But if you do nothing - you can die from boredom. So I'm painting the fence. And benefit and warm up. And then I am a non-vocabulary king, but fabulous. Approve?

Vovka
Not - A! (Sits on the throne, clothes the crown)
You are the king. Want - a cupcake, you want to be ice cream, and he colors fences. Ha - Ha - Ha!

King
So! Clear! Would give the place of the senior, Ali at school are not trained?

Vovka
You are welcome! (Gets up, the king sits on the throne)

King
Feed - ka crown - then here. She's too big to you.

Vovka
You are welcome! (Removes the crown and gives)

King
(Dressing the crown) So you say the cake?

Vovka
(Lying) Yeah!

King
Have you to cut off your head!

Vovka
For what?! (Horrified)

King
Parasite! Loda and lazy in one face!

Vovka
No, I can do something!

King
So what?

Vovka
I can sing, dance, I have on music - five!

King
Well, come on, hung me! For a long time I have not heard anything new.

Vovka
Guys help. And then my head with my shoulders! Let's sing a song.
Song sounds.

King
Well, well done, Vovka! Good song! Goodbye while. And now see how we are having fun in our thi-time kingdom. Hey, pea jesters, and well, you wag out of us, watch!

Crude 1.
Hello, people, honest children,
Are there any ozor?
Are you obedient, or how?
However, it's all a trifle!

Skomorok 2.
Come on, come!
Yes, only the pockets take care!
Come, honest, people of God,
Indoor Roget!
For the copper income, we will show everything and so!

Crude 1.
Please, guests are expensive! Sick!
Merry you and joy!
We long wait for you, wait!
The holiday is not starting without you!

Skomorok 2.
We have for everyone there
And the place and the word!
We grabbed the fun for you for every taste.
To whom - a fairy tale, to whom - a song, to whom - Dance!

Crude 1.
The most nice and favorite fun is a game! We will tell you different news, if joyful, then loudly shout "Hurray!", And if not very good - "U-U-y!"
(take turns read)
- Oh our New Year's celebration Came
Wonderful guys! ("Hooray!)
- Supportful girls! (Hooray!)
- And the chumadic boys! (U-U-y!)
- Sorry, here are smart boys! (Hooray!)
- Every second one is dummy! (U-U-y!)
- Every first clever! (Hooray!)
- Soon the new year will come! (Hooray!)
- We will have holidays! (Hooray!)
- They will last one day! (U-U-y!)
- No, two weeks! (Hooray!)
- Santa Claus prepared us delicious gifts! (Hooray!)
- Large mustard bank! (U-U-y!)
- not! Tasty candy! (Hooray!)

Skomorok 2.
Let's hang a fun relay with candy!
Music sounds.
(spend the baton, the bouton candy passes)
(A terrible crash and roar is heard, the king dress headphones)

Vovka
What is this roar?

King
This is my blood, my favorite daughter - Tsarevna Anfisa complained.
Saw together who can.

Anfisa
Melted here!
Oblocked here! (Pushes the cat's foot)
(He touches the hand of the Christmas tree) Slesses here! Dad! (The king runs up, blowing on the finger) I swelled here! (pushes the king)

Vovka
Is this your daughter?

King
What can you do. Costs of education.

Vovka
You said - Favorite daughter, blood.

King
Of course, but not, I drank all the blood! (Anfisa roars)

Vovka
(Anfisa) Enough to root. You are princess! If I were tsarevich's ball. Want - Cake. Want - ice cream. And what do you want?

Anfisa
What want? What do I want? I do not want anything! (roar)

King
Well, here, again it began! Vovka slept her, you can you!

Vovka
In general, I have the most favorite lesson - a change, and on the change the most favorite is the tarars!

Anfisa
Taram? I love it!
Music sounds. Vovka with anfisa spend the taramos - charging.
Let our legs dance,
We dance ta-ra ray!
Sweep louder to us.
Close louder to us!

Let our hands dance,
We dance ta-ra ray!
Sweep louder to us.
Close louder to us!

Let our tummy dance!
We dance ta-ra ray!
Sweep louder to us.
Close louder to us!

Let our ears dance!
We dance ta-ra ray!
Sweep louder to us.
Close louder to us!

And so the tails are dancing!
We dance ta-ra ray!
Sweep louder to us.
Close louder to us!

We never tired!
We dance ta-ra ray!
Sweep louder to us.
Close louder to us!

King
And the anfisa cheated. Well done, Vovka!

Anfisa
Vovka - Carrot!

Vovka
Anfisa - Rustk, rotten radish, rolled on the floor, left without a tail.

Anfisa
(Yelling) dad! He calls!

King
You, Vovka, the stick curled. Tsareva Daughter offend! Guard!
Music sounds. (Included grandmothers, on the head helmets (helmets), in the hands of alabard.)

Matryna
Guideline called?

King
Guide called, and who are you?

Anfisa
And where is the real guard?

Flower
They are in Rvanin!

Matrena
You yourself are in Rvanin. They are in Nervane, the computer threw!

King
And who are you?

Grandmas
The newest Russian grandmas!
We drove to you for an hour.
Hey! Bonzhur! Hello!
Well, soon meet us.
You are very lucky!
(Chant)
Music sounds. We Will, We Will, grandmother! (4 times)

Flower
Well, the call of the call something, the father?

King
And I also forgot.

Anfisa
But I did not forget! We catch forever rather and the ears hope is stronger, so as not to tease!

Vovka
Oh, guys, save me. And hold them!
Music sounds. Vovka runs away, grandmothers catch up, they joined the king with Anfi.
(Vovka on stage)
What, caught?! Hold your pocket wider! Hey, anfisa, you have in the pocket of the rat. Hey, the king of Athanasius, seven to eight, eight to seven! And I found another snowflake!
(Vovka runs through the scene, removes the snowflake from the throne)

Anfisa
Keep it!

King
Guard! Grand hell! (king with anfisa run away behind Vova)

Flower
I hear, Matroj, and how were we here?

Matryna
Do not say, clall. I do not understand anything. The slab itself was torn off.

Flower
From which plate is that, reinforced concrete?

Matryna
From gas! Lunch I prepared a festive. And here - on you! In some kind of fairy tale, they were not different, Santa Claus jokes!

Flower
Yes, no wonder they say: how to meet the new year

Matryna
Serves you right! I always said: "Who gets up early"

Flower
That all gets!

Matryna
Yes, not so I wanted to say! Who gets up early, that songs sings!

Flower
And I love to sing, well, if we were here, let's sing with the guys.
Song sounds.
(Runs in the snow in the snow, in Mishur, reads words on snowfish)

Vovka
There is no older in the universe.

Flower
Oh, who came to us! Santa Claus! Did you bring gifts to us?

Matryna
Yes, what are you, claw? What is Santa Claus. This is the same lazy and robber Vovka!

Vovka
What is it a lazy?!

Matryna
Yes, you are a two-way, not a single riddle to guess you.

Vovka
And you yourself know how?

Flower
And however! Well, Matroj, make out.

Matryna
All year round in a green fur coat
In small needles.
Each dance drove

Flower
I know it's a crocodile!

Matryna
What are you, is it a crocodile with needles?

Flower
No means it is a hedgehog!

Matryna
Well, are there any green hedgehogs?

Flower
Then it is a crocodile who sat down on hedgehog.

Matryna
Oh, grandmother, you did not hear a riddle, so it's confused. Let the children go down better.
All year round in a green fur coat
In small needles.
Each dance drove
In the new year under the tree)

Vovka
(Laughs over grandmas)
And they said that you know how to guess! Now let me guess. I am very best specialist On the riddling of mysteries!

Matryna
We will see it again! Here is the first:
Uphill
From Mount Kwyrkom! (Children: Hare)

Vovka
And I do not agree. It is monkeys by the surname Macak, who wanted bananas, and since the bananas grow on high mountain, then the macaque ran to this mountain and says: "Give me, give me bananas!" Well, he was given! Then they gave another time, then caught up and added. He flew from Mount Kwyrkom!

Matryna
Well enough. Riddle Second:
Antoshka stands on one leg, the sun is smiling. What is it called? (Children: Sunflower)

Vovka
And here is not. These are monkeys by the surname Macak, and named Anton.

Matryna
And why is he on one leg?

Vovka
Because in his other he has a banana.

Flower
Strange, banana in the leg, but what about hands?

Vovka
And his hands are busy. He is scratching them.

Matryna
So the third riddle:
In winter and in summer in one color. (Children: Christmas tree)

Vovka
Again incorrectly.

Matryna
Is it really Anypes Anton by the surname Makak?

Vovka
And here is not! This is me, Vovka is a great and famous!

Flower
And in my opinion, you just have a bouncer famous!

Vovka
Am I Bouncen?

Flower
You are boasts!

Matryna
Well, enough swearing. People around. Let's hang out!
Music. Dance. (In the end of the grandmother go)
(Changing decorations. Baba Yaga Meting Paul near His)

Baba Yaga
We have in the woods for the new year
Fell asleep the snowpet path
Why, who will say - why
Nobody loves a grandmother-tickle?
(Refers to children)
Well, and the guests welcomed. Fu-you, well, napty bent. Oh-Yuih. It was interesting to live in the forest: solid jokes. Yesterday, for example, Koschey called, Canary, Villain, drew. Coldly see him in the forest. And the water there: went into the world sailing. Probably swims on her belly. Also, I found a floating telepusik. What is happening! What is happening! Ugh!

Vovka
Great, Baba Yaga!

Baba Yaga
Hto? Case torture, Ali do you try?

Vovka
Oh, you, the old carga, the bone of you are leg, you would finish me at first, I fed, I went to the Banke. And then I asked.

Baba Yaga
Started fairy tales! Well, the youth went! What is your hotel here? Well, I went to the screen! Going here, fools are worn, the grandmother swear. That would be Ivan-Tsarevich, then I would talk to you!

Vovka
And how old are you, Baba Yaga?

Baba Yaga
Yes, I am a young more, 300 wits in the middle. Recently, the anniversary has guailed.

Vovka
(Reads) There are no older in the universe.
So you need you!

Baba Yaga
And what do you need, well done?

Vovka
I want my desires to be fulfilled.

Baba Yaga
At first, my desire is true, and then let's see. I want to pay, I want to damage bones.

Vovka
It's easy! The guys will help me.
Music. Dance. The game.

Baba Yaga
Oh, worry. Okay, Milok, I will help you. Here you are another magic snowflake, and let the goldfish let you fulfill you. (Gives eyewalk snowing)

Vovka
(Reads) "Contractor of all desires"
So, this is the goldfish. (calling) Uh-Hey, Child Fish! ... fell asleep?
Music sounds. Due to the waves, soap bubbles appear.
A goldfish appears, yawns, does not look like.

gold fish
What are you needed, older? (looks at Vovka) and? What?

Vovka
Gee-Gee, Child Fish! So: I want

gold fish
What? And you walked a new, and you threw it three times in the sea, and you caught me? The finger of the finger did not hit, and everything is there - "I want!"

Vovka
Well, the Russian in the white is written: "The performer of all desires." Are you?!

gold fish
Well, in general, I fulfill the desire, but not all, and it is necessary to deserve it.

Vovka
Well, at least one thing is true! Play with us.

gold fish
Well so be! I declare the game "The sea is worried about once." While music plays, you dance. As soon as music stops, and you have to measure, depicting some interesting figure and do not move. Who walked, will be my prisoner.
Music. Dance. (Music is interrupted 6 times, children freeze. Those who moved, the heroes are taken to the scene)

gold fish
And you, my prisoners, you need to task, and then you are free. Respect the rhyme:
If this is a fish - at Neulybka,
If this is a fish - she has (a smile),
If this is a fish - she has (smiled)
If this is a fishing - she has (Smilen)
If it is fisted - she has (smile)
Well, thanks guys having fun with you. And forever I give a magic snowflake. (gives the snowflake Vovka)

Vovka
Snowflake again. What is? In a fairy tale, no one can fulfill a desire!

gold fish
Well, there are two of the Larts in the raid kingdom, the same from the face. They fulfill wishes. Yes, it is painful to go far. Well, okay, I will lead you short road.
Music sounds. All go, overcoming obstacles.
(On the scene casket)

Vovka
(knocking) Hey, two of the Lart, the same from the face! (nothing happens. Vovka opens the casket, takes a note, reads)
"There were, and everyone came out!"
Yes, what is this thidewato kingdom, a magical state. What is missing - there is no.
Music sounds. The grandmother overlook.

Matryna
Well, do you make noise, do you make noise?

Vovka
You again?! And where are these two who are identical from the face?

Matryna
See, Flower, we are now with you two of the Lartz, the same with the face!

Flower
Yes, God forbid to be with you the same face.

Matryna
Look at yourself, a miracle in feathers!

Flower
(inspecting) oh, really, in feathers. I'm a geese pinched. And suddenly: Babah - Baba, and I am here.

Matryna
I am tormented by vague doubts whose hands are the case?

Vovka
Khe-Khe!

Flower
Oh. Milk, we forgot about you. Do you want to choel?

Vovka
And what, will you fulfill my desires?

Grandmas
Yeah!

Vovka
Okay! First, the cake (fits the finger). Secondly (grandmas bend a finger)
What is this, you and your fingers will bend for me?

Grandmas
Yeah!

Vovka
Well, let's. So, secondly: ice cream, thirdly: candies of different and more!

Matryna
Well, Ice cream in the tridewood kingdom did not happen, but I could get a loaf.
(grandmas will drive around the eyed round
As the name of the name of the birthday we baked a loaf. Here is such an embroidery, here is such a nizhny, here is such a width, here is such a dinner. Caparaway, loop, mouth open!
(Vovka closes his eyes, opens his mouth, grandmothers give him a loaf, Vovka opens his eyes.

Vovka
Wow! (bites, grabs for the tooth, whines)

Matryna
Vovka, and when did you have anything else?

Vovka
(Untreasonably mamlit) U-ya!

Flower
Oh, in May. Well, you wanted a loaf, I buried.

Matryna
Well, what else to treat you?

Vovka
Thank you, bought it!

Flower
Yes, Matroje, we guessed before forever, there is no direct person on it.

Matryna
Right now, we will return his face.
(sings a chastushka)
I danced in three legs
Lost boots.
Looked back
My boots are standing!
Uh, and well, guys, fun of the dances, forever lamb!
Music. Dance. (grandmas go)

Vovka
Well, the tried kingdom! Do not understand what is happening. Oh, so my snowflake has not yet read (gets, reads)
"Sometimes children are afraid of him"
Well, who is it? I generally do not fear anyone. Guys, do you be afraid of someone? (Children answer)
Scary music. It appears famously one-eyed.

Famously
Who said here, not afraid of anyone?

Vovka
Yes, I have not seen this yet. Not in vain say: "Do not be famously, while it is quiet"

Famously
You guessed right! I eat famously one-eyed! I sent me for you!
Music. Chase. Vovka runs away from famously. (Run away from the hall)

Baba Yaga
(with pig-iron, inspected)
So, nobody. From Vovka got rid of. Everything goes according to plan. Then you can safely prepare a potion.
(puts cast iron, sodes)
Chufyr - Fuchres Clauds replaced.
Fufyre - Chufyr Two of Lartz - also my scam.
The most important thing left:
Skold music sounds.
Crocodiles, mice, goats.
I clutch frost.
There will be Santa Claus by Buyan,
Real hooligan!
(famously appears)

Baba Yaga
Yeah, famously, appeared, did not dreamed.

Famously
Why? Very even dusted. (Devads, dust flies)

Baba Yaga
And where is Vovka? (sneezes)

Famously
I lured him there, where he would not come back in the zhist! (Sniffing air near the cast iron)
What do you cook? Who will be wrong?
(Baba Yaga silently silent)
Do not respect, granny, do not remember answer.

Baba Yaga
Chiki - Chiki - Awesome, Actolates Went!
(Famously bend sharply, octs, slowly extension)

Famously
NK, of course, how to grab, neutralize, so: "Lojo, please", and how to talk, so - "Wait"

Baba Yaga
Yes, I am preparing the potion, I have no time for me. Won, go, while children, and then they spy, distract me.
(continues to the Coldwall)

Famously
I'm famously one-eyed.
I love people to scare.
My favorite game -
Shout and repeat.
And you guys know how to scream loudly? I will pronounce the phrase, and then you repeat after me, loud and friendly.
Oh, Piri, Tiki, Tomba.
Oh, Mousse, Moussa, Moussa.
Ole, Ole, Ole.
About Pikim, Be-Bee.
Oh le-ba-ba, about le.
Tse-e, ka-a, rice.
Rice, rice, mango.
Sa-aa, Samango.
Hurray, cheers, about famo!
Well, thanks, guys, diverted the soul.

Baba Yaga
What myself, such a game! A little potion did not spoil because of your Kukarymba!

Famously
So what is the same for the potion?

Baba Yaga
(whisper) Village Pottle for Santa Claus and Snow Maiden. TS-S-C!
(Rumble behind the scene, runs in Vovka with a slingshot, screams loudly)

Vovka
Lie down!
(Baba Yaga and famously face foreheads and get silent, looking at Vovka in horror)
What, fell, villain. I solved your goats, get rid of me decided?

Baba Yaga
Well, scared. I thought the war. And here you are worse than war.
(Shows Fist Lojo)
Someone to incubate.
Vovka, yes you did not understand, it was a joke, draw. True, famously?

Famously
Yeah!

Baba Yaga
We prepared a surprise for you for you. Santa Claus and Snow Maiden found them, now they will call them, they will come to the Christmas tree.

Vovka
Hooray! Let's call them!

Famously
Santa Claus, come out, sneaky coward!

Baba Yaga
Snow Maid, talking canopy, stand in front of me like a leaf before grass!
Music. Stock Santa in Santa Claus and Snow Maiden clothes

Flower
(Matrion) I do not recognize you in makeup. Are you hto? Man - Spider? Not! Harry Potter?

Matryna
But I find out you in any makeup. I thought fresh, and here all the same.
(refers to the audience)
Oh. Kids, and uncle, and aunt
I had a question for you:
Are you not going to be expelled here?
Well then I am Santa Claus!

Flower
Well, if you are Santa Claus, then I am a ballerina.

Matryna
What kind of ballerina are you?

Flower
Anastasia Volchkov!

Matryna
Well, if you are a ballerina, and even wolchkova, then turning the wolf!
Cut the New Year's relay!
(Spend the baton with caps, scarves, mittens and boots)
Music.

Vovka
And where is the real Santa Claus and Snow Maiden?

Matryna
I came up with! Let's go to,
We ourselves will find it.
To school our people
Missed New Year!

Baba Yaga
IS Invert which.
Young, business.
Not grown your nose
To find where Santa Claus.

Vovka
Oh, you, the old carga, you won it. What do we do now?
Music. Anfisa includes a magnifying glass, the king behind it.

Anfisa
Well, you, Vova, got! For a long time I walked along the trail and found you!

Vovka
What do I have to do with it? This is all Baba Yaga clogging, fooling his head!

King
Oh, what is it? Again for the old! Wereless license? Fine-Million euro!

Baba Yaga
Oh, what are you, Athanasius, what a fine? Pension detained. I interrupted 200 years, I urine crusts, working on the Christmas tree.

Anfisa
Or you will tell you now, where Santa Claus and Snow Maiden, or

Baba Yaga
Well, it is impossible to joke! Yes, I'm a kindness myself, however, famously? Ask in good way!

Vovka
Grandma Yaga, please!

Baba Yaga
So that all the ways opened
And frost was able to come to us,
Try on the tree
Find a snowfly!
(Vovka along with the guys finds snowflake)

Vovka
I seem to understand, you need to read everything!
(is reading)
On the ground he is the most important
There is no older in the universe.
Performer of all desires
And on the fur coat white fur,
Beard almost a belt,
There is a mustache and a red nose
Well, kids, answer
Who is it? (Santa Claus)
Music sounds. Santa Claus and Snow Maiden.

Santa Claus
Hello, kids are my dear!
Hello, my sunts are gold!
Just as I am glad to see you,
My favorite!
Just as I am glad to see you,
My beautiful!
I am glad to laugh to your omitous!
Glad to smiles your beautiful!

Hello and you, Vovka! I have heard about your adventures. Well, what did you learn in the trident kingdom?

Vovka
I realized that you need to try to do everything yourself!

Santa Claus
Well, what about the desire?

Vovka
I have one desire. Have fun to meet the new year!

Snow Maiden
We will meet a song fun
We are a happy new year!
Near the Christmas tree elegant
Spin your dance!
The song "Christmas tree was born in the forest"

Santa Claus
Dancing, Games, Horror -
All meet New Year.
And for you, my friends,
The game is supplied and me.
Music. Snowball game.

Snow Maiden
Today you sang and danced.
And poems did not read.
Maybe someone will read
We are a poem about the new year!
(Children read poems)

Santa Claus
You guys i wish
Do not be lazy, not to silent.
Read one hundred thousand books,
Dad and Ma do not disappear.
I got today today
And now it's time for me.
Waiting for the holiday of New Year
Grandfather everywhere.

Snow Maiden
I wish you success in the new year
More cheerful, ringing laughter!
Let the bad weather bypass you
Happy new year friends!
With new happiness!
Final song.

Municipal General Education

"High School No. 22" Kursk city

Extracurricular event

"In s с с to n and k - sh about"

"Vovka in the trident kingdom"

Prepared and spent

TEACHER OF RUSSIAN LANGUAGE

And literature

I category

Besedone Rimma Vladimirovna

Kursk - 2010.

The event is held on the holiday Last call For 11 classes. Participants - artists are graduates themselves. This costume representation is a school gift and teachers.

The scene is decorated on topics and decorated balloons. On the walls, except for the balls, comic announcements are hung (see Appendix).

Participants are disguised into fabulous costumes, respectively, their roles.

ATTACHMENT.

Please send a bottle sunflower oil: depicted side. Cobble.

Uther jaw. Found and returned ozocol. Koschei the Deathless.

looking for effective tool From moths, since the flying apparatus has failed. Old man Hottabych.

Lonely dreamer, height of 12 meters, weight 4 tons, will give a fiery love with a tender trio-headed girlfriend. Zmey Gorynych.

Leading.

Yesterday I was not thinking about what the school was for me? This is a special world in which the atmosphere of good and cooperation reigns. This is the world of communication! He is so multifaceted - in it my friends, my teachers ... It was here that I realized that in any situations the most important thing is to remain a person. It was here that we opened ourselves, believed in our hand, embodied our dreams. Yesterday it was my world ...

There are graduates and sing everything together (K. Orbakaite "The world in which I live."

Song "The world in which I live"

The world in which I live

School called.

Want, I will take you with me

It all smiles .

Give is he you love,

Teachith is he you laugh,

Look multicolored rain

Sings inspired wind.

You did not notice that on the rainbow you go

In my world, as it is beautiful and leveled!

Give is he you love ,

Teachith is he you laugh,

You will possess about sadness and pain,

You will swim in the clouds.

Sounds the phonogram of the melody from the transfer "Visiting the fairy tale" ("Come to visit us as soon as possible." Decoration: fence.

LEADING.

One simple fairy tale

And maybe not a fairy tale

Or maybe not a simple

We want to tell you.

We remember her since childhood,

And maybe not since childhood,

And maybe I do not remember

But we will remember.

Leading.

Against the sky on earth

He lived a man in one village.

He lived a man, and with him three sons.

Senior smart was a kids

The middleway was also soyak,

The younger ... Vovka called.

LEADING.

At 8.30 brothers in school,

Only rings a cheerful call,

Come on the parties,

The teachers look.

Leading.

Behind the sun light

And there is no grief!

Sleeps and does not lead ear.

Will not go to school again?

- Legegok, raise,

Dress, Wash!

And run more like a class.

- Yes, now I am now ...

Includes Vovka, in the hands - the book "Fairy Tales"; considers pictures on one of them - the king on the throne; admires.

- School, school! Every day lessons! Yes, what kind of person will it endure?! (Looks at the book)

- That is the life of the king! Neither informatics, no physics. Just do that do nothing!

There is a king with a brush and a can of paint in his hands, paints the fence.

- Why do you need a fence? You are the king!

- But because it will die from boredom. And you, Milk, idle what do you like? Hey, Guard, cut off his head! Parasite…

Vovka hiding, runs away.

Decoration changes. The curtain hang pictures - the sea and the goldfish.

Fish enters, challenges Vovka to the music of Yu. Antonova "Sea, Sea".

- Hey, Goldfish-a! You don't hear what?

- What do you need? (sleepily)

- I would like you to…

- What about? Did you split a nemody? And you caught me? (Holds).

- Wow, think! (runs away)

- Here is a loaf! And as soon as you are taught at school?!

Fish reads a poem.

I woke up at night dark

It was only three hours.

I was terribly frightened,

That lesson began.

I got dressed in two minutes,

From the table grabbing pencils.

Dad rushed after

Doors caught up with me.

Woke up all the apartment!

Nobody could not sleep!

Even grandmother dreamed

What she told a lesson.

Only in vain we worried.

When the school came up,

All around us smiled,

Have fun from the soul.

She stood on the porch.

Here is such as now!

Happy holiday congratulated

I invited us to school.

- Dear Elena Gennadevna, thank you for the kindness and soul that you have invested in us! Presenting flowers

Decorations change: three birch trees are drawn, birds. Three Vasilisa wisely leave (young men are in their roles).

- Who are you?

- We are Vasilisa Warm! We have a young Vasilis on the exchange of wisdom.

- Eh, I would also have any wisdom to exchange!

Chastushki. (Sing Vasilisa)

1. Oh, let us now

Back look around.

Recall everything that was with us

And everyone will smile.

2. How the lessons were darkness

In our schedule,

Pedagogues to Um

We led our efforts.

3. Oh, you are Russian our language,

We are not up to the smile:

It will be necessary to hand over

Do not make mistakes!

4. The world of literature is complex

We have suffered with difficulty.

Better we will see the cinema

Text will leave for later.

5. Mathematics - subject

Very entertaining

And the teacher on it -

Just wonderful!

6. Mathematics mine

Yes, science is accurate.

We are subject to this

There were all horses.

7. We admit you want

Without much modesty,

That tasks will be solved

Increased complexity.

8. Memory, logic, attention

In the life of everyone is important.

If the formula does not teach

At night, we dream of you!

9. I adore obzh

Very much - very much

In the chims, I look

Very sex!

10. We are in the dining room to eat

We must certainly.

In the queue to stand

Little change!

11. Evening warm came,

Everyone came out.

And we learn at home learn,

Exercise writing.

- I do not want! In school teach - teach, even here, in the fairy tale fell on!

"You see, you need to thieves in the threatened kingdom."

- What did I see there?

- And there is two of the Lart, the same from the face. They will do everything for you.

- Wow! And how to get there?

- You go straight and do not turn anywhere, a tablecloth!

Popure from songs about school Life. Performed by groups of 2-3-5 people.

Song ("Song about bears")

Somewhere on white light

School is so there

Children study there

All that is in the world.

Gross teacher globe

Sleep the sea under the ice,

Gross teacher globe

I sleep in the lesson I.

La-la-la-la-la-la

Sleep under the ice of the sea.

La-la-la-la-la-la

I sleep in the lesson I.

LEADING

If in the class of silence,

Flies do not fly

So physics with us,

Someone is called.

If they rumbled everything,

Know the teacher moves

All cheat sheets should be hidden

And close all the books.

Physician teacher ("Apples in the snow")

Formulas on the board are writing you carelessly

Chalk touching gently black big board.

Formulas on the board ... they are so understandable to you,

We are also like spots whites on the wall.

Formulas on the board, formulas on the board,

You were explained to us, we could not understand

The more we look at them,

The greater we want to sleep.

Presenting flowers

Scene "Exam".(3 students and teacher participate).

1 student. And what is the exam now?

2 student. I do not remember. The main thing is that the last.

3 student. I heard the question, and it will become clear.

Teacher. Well, a question is five. What exam we pass today?

1st. Eh, the five fell out!

2nd. Again not lucky!

3rd (counting on the fingers). Physics handed over, literature too ...

Teacher. The question is four. Who wrote a tutorial?

1st. Writer.

2nd. Scientist.

3rd. Group of scientists.

Teacher. It is clear ... the question is three. What is my name?

1. You have a very beautiful name.

2. And the patronymic is also beautiful.

3. and surname. And you yourself are very ...

Teacher. Not bad. Last question. Where are we?

1. The main thing is that we like here.

2. Because we are with you.

3. And all together - in our school!

Biology teacher ("Everything is good, beautiful marquise")

And in our school there is such a teacher -

We are always interested in him.

We study fauna and flora

And never forget:

What worms live in the ground,

And fish swim in water,

Spider hunts on flies,

And the dog is sharp scent.

That we contain water

But this, right, not trouble.

That we breathe oxygen

And we grow everything from year to year.

For all this thank you very much

Our Olga Vasilyevna!

Presenting flowers

Lead

Here it is on the forest path,

Tried at the boy's legs.
Finally, in front of the forever kingdom,

Immediate state.

Overlooking Vovka, to meet - "Two of the Lartz".

Hey, two of the Lartz, the same from the face!

    Head!

    Hello. What are you, and though you will do everything for me?

    Yeah!

    Well then ... Make me, firstly, pastries, secondly, candies ... and pass the exam for me, eh? ..

    Boot done! (Candy unfold and eat)

    You and candy for me will be? Then get away back to the casket!

Tips give two graduates.

Tips to graduates.

    During exams, always smile. It will give you confidence and will mislead the examinations.

    Cheat sheets are using a dangerous medicine: only in small doses.

    From time to time, hand over in a fist and rubbish the region of the heart, hinting for weak health, undermined when preparing for exams. Thus, we produce teachers on the exam.

    If you feel that you can not immediately answer the question, do not rush to report it. Let the examiners themselves guess.

    And generally speaking. Do not think that the teachers dream of filling your exam. After all, they love us very much and sincerely wish us only good!

LEADING

Informatics ... She broke into our lives like a hurricane. With her we got up, covered with her ... and so from Monday to Thursday, on Friday, Saturday and Sunday. But all this after lessons, but on ...

Song teacher computer science ("hurt me hurt")

In the lesson of informatics

Heart beats like a bird,

In the class we are dark and cold

The class seems to be a dungeon.

Fall into the arms of darkness,

And let's go where not knowing

It's to blame for this only you, only you, only you.

Hurt us hurt

How to leave the apartments home?

So that tickets do not take you creaky soul.

Hurt us, hurt! Cannot be kept from tears,

Black wind surveys for a long time our happiness has taken!

Presenting flowers

Lead

Physical education teacher

We have experienced a special passion for physical education lessons. It was before this lesson that everyone did stunning discoveries about their health. There was a natural selection: all the scratched and sick and sick were sharply sifted, and before the beginning of the lesson lived the strongest.

Two young men and two girls come out. Song performing young men.

Inhale deep, hands wider,

Do not rush, three, four,

Bodyness of the spirit, grace and plastic.

A lining, in the morning sobering,

If still alive, gymnastics.

If you are in the gym

Stress not tired

Start running and squats.

Away from the outside, engage in silence,

Sport, alas, does not tolerate no attention.

Pooh read girls.

Running on the spot. The mouths closed.

We start three - four.

And the tenth time in a row

According to physical education, we go offset to pass.

And Olga Contantanna Nevdek,

Why we were late for a lesson.

At the sight of a teacher, the heart beats often,

And with a heartbeat run so dangerous.

In physical education, we are all in love,

But the love of us is secret,

And perhaps it seems sometime

She is very imperceptible.

Presenting flowers

Thanks to the subject of Obzh and Teachers, Sergey Kuzmich and Alexander Nikolayevich shoot and marching, we learned to be canceled. And we had the opportunity to get acquainted with the features of the service in the ranks russian army. The exercises took place on the basis of post No. 1.

Scene.

Three recruits with backpacks. Meets the ensign.

    And the watches are begins as a post number 1 from issuing uniforms and with a meeting with the team. Comrades recruits! I have little time, so I will speak without thinking. Your last names.

    Ivanov.

    Petrov.

    Sidorov.

Ensign. - What kind of brothers do you?

They are. No way!

It. Ah! Single-name!

Ensign. Boots need to be cleaned from the evening to put them on the fresh head in the morning. (Looks at recruits) Does any of you know how to cook? Will you be a cook! (Puts him a cap and apron). It turns out another in shape, the pants are short, the shirt is dangling.

Rookie. Comrade Envigator, see what you gave me. Pants only to the knees, shirt dangles, sleeves are long, boots hly! Look scary.

Ensign. Everything is in order, unarmec. Warrior must inspire fear.

Presenting colors.

Dance

Poem to the German teacher. Reads student

There was a subject of us -

German is called.

And usually he is for us

So it starts.

"Guten Tag! Libe Kinder!

Welker Tag East Hoyte? "

Vera Tikhonovna,

Remembering the German we studied

We are slightly striking.

Goethe, Schiller and Heine

In my heart we will carry out.

We can understand something to German

We can cross the English songs,

Life herself will offer us all milk

And today we can thank you.

Presenting colors. Tatyana Anatolyevna, Vera Tikhonovna, take an appreciation.

Song wides ("The main weather in the house")

(Complete two girls and a young man).

What is the first lesson today?

After all, I do not remember the schedule.

Learn it alone there is a way true:

The administration will save me.

Most importantly -

Director at School

And headlamp too head

Help us all just can

Favorite administration.

Vacation poem

Reads graduate

Olga Sergeyevna from us bow.

Who is not in love with you?

You are soul and strict,

And at the same time you are smart.

Know, our 11th grade will not forget you.

Zinaide Egorovne will have to work

And school can become many times,

To among boys and girls

Decent replacement for us to find.

Elena Gennadievna oversaw us

All spent here in school, years.

We felt your master's eye,

What I saw disorder and adversity.

Presenting flowers

Word director

Reads young man

Elena Vasilyevna! What do you want,

And we all believe you are our patron,

Our trustee and our consolation,

And if you have to, our patron.

To arouse together in school work -

On all the maternal your concern.

More good luck to you, smaller excesses,

So that aroused the case in the educational process.

Song Director ("Invite a lady to dance" Pugacheva)

Performed by youth

We tell you in the morning

Gratitude words -

The most kind, smartest, most strict.

We admit now

To you in love is big.

You came to us on the lesson -

Quickly link, call!

Look, look, look!

Before you an outstanding teacher.

All exquisite, fashion, and blush, and slim.

On the principal post succeeded - yes.

We spent here

How many days, no longer consider.

We studied, well, and you managed.

We are unnoticed

And the final approached.

So look at us,

We are the best release yours!

Presenting flowers

Overlooking Vovka. It is a stove (disguised graduate).

Who is the patties hot, with cabbage, with a pee?

    Oh, stove! Give me to eat, eh?

    Yes please! Only the cohes of the first firewood, crop oven and misses the dough.

    Is that, what should I do? Eh, I would only need it! Well, after all, we were in school lessons technology!

Labor teacher. ("Even rustles are not heard in the garden")

In the workshops, no rustle

Because it is noisy with us.

These are drinking we score

Everything will repaid in school our class.

In the summer, we did repair at school,

Glued wallpaper everywhere.

Well, that there is a lesson in labor,

After all, we love him very much!

Presentation of flowers Galina Nikolaevna and Vladimir Ivanovich

Leading

If the school is our second home, then classroom teacher - Second Mom. We were lucky because we had whole four moms: Tatiana Vladimirovna, Maria Ivanovna, Natalia Vasilyevna and Rimma Vladimirovna! And, as it should be, each of them has invested in us a part of his kindness, love, his heart. And this thanks to them we became such beautiful and smart!

How much power they spent to unwind us in one friendly family! How much energy and patience needed to interfere with us to walk! But how many interesting things we did together and how much did the literacy got!

Thank you, dear, for everything!

Flowers.

Song ("Kadril") (Two sing, two dance)

Everyone knows Russians

Vanya, Tanya, Mani,

That all work in school -

Heavy, nervous labor.

But still not in vain.

Head cool,

For you, as for the banner,

Pupils go.

Active, perky,

Serious, promant

Everyone is always beautiful

You are our moms cool!

Although something similar

But you are different

No one can say

Who is the best of you.

But there is, which is very important

Highlight from each

And every pain

For your favorite class!

Final verses Read three in turn

1. The teacher is a fabulous person.

And it is fabulously modest, gentlemen,

He is inherent in rigor and tact

And benefits he is never looking for.

2. Language of someone else's resentment and sorrow

The teacher understands from the young age,

His hope was hoping -

And this is its main subject.

3. Forgive us, teachers,

For tears, what were shed for us,

For the evil prank and a negotiated lesson.
For all that joy that we did not give you.

Poems Reads girl

Once a first grader - a boys,

Came from school for the first time

Parents asked: "How are Deliche?

Did you like your first class? "

Cold son parents in response:

- Did you like it? But these are all the details.

So what did you immediately say to me,

What goes to school for as many as 10 years?!

And 10 years have passed faster fairy tales,

The boy did not have time to look around -

And not in the hands of the teacher pointer,

Extermined to the last crumbles chalk.

Leading in turn

That Vovka became a man. After all, the school teaches and raises.

School is teachers and students, school programs and textbooks.

This is the crown, and technical workers, and cooks.

School is absolutely everything, the whole world ...

Yesterday it was our world ...

Final song (all graduates come out and sing together)

The school world will not happen

The soul suddenly became empty.

It's time for us to say goodbye

And the reason is for sadness,

After all, others are swinging

Our school swings.

School, school, we miss

How we quickly matured!

And notes with doves - chorus

Fly to us from childhood,

Worry our memory

Nowhere to go anywhere.

It is a pity that these years of childhood

We will not return back to us,

But your relatives are your faces.

In our heart remain!

We studied, we fell in love

With you we divided the secrets

These ten years were rushed,

The call is farewell.

In September, open the door

You are already other guys.

School, school, we do not believe

What left everything is irretrievably.

Used resources:

    http://www.uroki.net/scenar.htm

    Phonogram of the song "My World" K. Orbakayte (Sl. N. Platizian, Muses in Sushko).

    The phonogram of the song "Kadril" (Sl. E. Temnikova, Muses. V. Temna).

    The phonogram of the song "Do not even hear in the garden even a rustling (Sl. M. Matusovsky, music. V. Solovyova-gray).

    The phonogram of the song A. Pugacheva "Invite a Damage Dance" (Sl. D. Rubin, Muses. A. Ivanova).

    Song phonogram L. Valley "Weather in the House" (Sl. M. Tanich, Muses R. Gorobz).

    The phonogram of the song V. Vysotsky "Charging" (SL. And MUZ. V. Vysotsky).

    The phonogram of the song V. Kazachenko "hurt me, hurt" (S. S. Kuznetsova, music. A. Rozanova).

    The phonogram of L. Rockov's song "All is well, beautiful marquise" (Sl. A. Iremansky, music. Ray Ventura).

    The phonogram of the song M. Muromova "Apples on the snow" (SL. A. Dementieva, Muses M. Muromova).

    The phonogram of the song "Song of Bears" (Sl. L. Derbenhev, Muses. A. Zatsepina).

    The phonogram of the melody from the TV shows "Visiting a fairy tale" (author unknown).

  • View the cartoon in the entry "Vovka in the Trident Kingdom".
  • Games for the development of attention, thinking, memory, perception: "What fairy tale?", "Tell me a memory":
  • Talking and retelling the fairy tales "Vovka in the Trident Kingdom" using various types of theater, characteristics of heroes, ideological content, inventing different options fairy tales
  • Work on clarifying ideological content of fairy tales and proverbs that are found in it.
  • Games and exercises on the development of motor functions, the emotional-volitional sphere, the interior side of speech.
  • Performing articulation and motor exercises, fastening sound-proof.
  • Work on the syllated structure of words, learning the patter.
  • Work on the lexic and grammatical system of speech and its expressiveness.
  • Conducting mimic gymnastics and psychodistical etudes.
  • Retelling of the scenario version of the fairy tales using different species Theater
  • Work on the dialogical form of speech and images of heroes.
  • Educational: learning to understand the ideological content of proverbs and sayings, correctly evaluate the actions of the characters and the events of the work, relate their actions with the actions of people; Learn to carry the plot of fairy tales into the game, improvise using various types of theater; Evaluate the internal mood of people in facial expressions and gestures. To acquaint with older rustic life, expanding previously acquired knowledge; With Russian folk creativity, with works of different authors.

    Correctional: develop memory, attention, thinking; coordination, motor activity, emotional expressiveness; creative imagination; expressiveness and tempo of speech, voting force, sludge structure; Emotional-willed sphere. Form a lexico-grammatical system of speech; Phondematic hearing, proper pronunciation; Interest in theatrical activity.

    Educational: to educate cognitive interest, desire to learn and work; Interest in literary works of oral folk art; aesthetic taste; The ability to behave at home, away, in in public places; hardworking, patience; tidy, careful attitude to things; politeness, respect for adults and each other; The desire for mutual assistance and mutual assistance.

    Scenario

    (Synthesis of doll and dramatic theaters)

    Characters:

    1. Boy Vovka (in the 1st scene Vovka Glove Doll)
    2. Librarian (glove doll).
    3. King.
    4. Guardian - 2 children.
    5. Old woman.
    6. The oven is 1 child (in Shirma, the oven with the opening mouth, the child is controlled).
    7. Gold fish.
    8. Waves - 4 children.
    9. Vasilisa Warm - 3 girls.
    10. Two wellers are the same glove dolls.

    Scene 1.

    Curtain - the forest opens - Russian folk music sounds (Balalaika).

    On the shirma of the puppet theater - the library. Pupacles are controlled by gloves dolls. Sounds voice in record.

    Librarian. Well, what would you still want to read, my friendship?

    Vovka. Here I would have the same book.

    Librarian. I have it even better, see "Make myself."

    Vovka. All myself, yes myself, and here (Shows the book "Fairy Tales") After all, here is a royal life. Just do that do nothing.

    Librarian. Then you need to get into the thievesal kingdom.

    Vovka. Yes, do you get there?

    Librarian. Why not?

    Where we have a fabulous department here, but found. Stand here, my head is right, calm.

    Magic occurs with music, light. Curtain closes. Decorations change.

    Scene 2.

    A boy runs out - Vovka. Playing children in front of the screen.

    Vovka. Blimey! Present magic!

    (Look around) no one. Ale, and where is who?

    There is a royal throne on it lying the crown. Vovka sits on the throne and puts the king's crown. The king collaps the fence and sings.

    I have Cake Mountains
    And there is that there are, and there is something to drink!
    But I am paint, I am painting fences,
    So that people are beneficial to bring! ..

    Vovka. Tsar, and king!

    King. Oh my God! Oh, as I was frightened. I already thought our fairy tales who took it, and I am in this form.

    Vovka. No, that's me!

    Why do you need a fence? You are the king, you also need to do anything.

    King. Yes, I know, I know. I have such a thing that only do that do nothing. Yes, because it is a boredom to die. And then, I'm not suspicious king, I am fabulous. While the fairy tales on the shelf are standing for a fence to core - and the benefits and warm-up. Approve?

    Vovka. Not. You do not understand anything in royal life.

    King - you want a cupcake, you want - ice cream. And he colors fences.

    King. So, so, it is clear. Would give the place of the eldest, al politeness is not trained?

    Vovka. You are welcome!

    King. Feed a crown here.

    Vovka. You are welcome!

    King. She's too big to you. So the cake?

    Vovka. Yeah!

    King. E-hey! Guard!

    Guardians appear to the music.

    King. That's what guys cut off his head, Tunezdez.

    Guardies. Yeah, it is possible.

    Vovka runs away behind him

    Scene 3.

    The curtain opens.

    Vovka (runs out with a book and reads). His old woman is sitting on the threshold, and there is a broken trough.

    Yeah! Here I am where!

    Grandma, Hello!

    Grandma Hello, Milk!

    Vovka. Grandma, and how to see the goldfish? You're up to date.

    Grandma Yes, here it is sea next. Oh-her-th! You know, I just do not advise walking. You know what the trouble happened to me here:

    Vovka. So she will still tell me. As if I did not read, so I'm not at all. I do not want to be a lady with a marine. I quickly agree with her.

    Grandma I hear, the tavern, Milay, - this will ask you to be trough.

    Vovka. So now - first you trough, then give the washing machine.

    Grandma No, no, no. Where is there.

    Vovka. Well, let's talk.

    Hey, Goldfish!

    Hey Hey, Golden Fish, you don't hear that.

    Scene 4.

    Curtain closes.

    Music sounds. The dance "Golden Fish" - the goldfish is dancing among the waves-children. The dance ended, the children-waves are sitting on the floor.

    Gold fish. Well, what is needed to you, older. Oh, what is it?

    Vovka. Oh, Goldfish! I would like you to:

    Gold fish. What? Did you split a nemody? And you threw him three times in the sea? And you caught me? The finger of the finger did not hit, but there.

    Waves to the music are grabbed forever from all sides and fond of him behind the curtain.

    Vovka. Oh, where you drag me. Fu, think, the thief is unhappy.

    Scene 5.

    Against the background of music, Vasilisa and dance dance "Vasilis" are dance.

    Overlooking Vovka.

    Vovka. That's great! Who are you?

    Vasilisa. We are Vasilisa - wisdom.

    Vovka. Who!

    Vasilisa. Vasilisa - Wisdom.

    Vovka. Where did you come from?

    Vasilisa - 1. Arrived from different fairy tales, because we have a young Vasilis on the exchange of wisdom.

    Vovka. Than?

    Vasilisa - 2. Wisdom!

    Vovka. Eh, I would learn how to exchange (scratching the head), for the exchange of some wisdoms.

    Vasilisa - 1. Well, like girls, teach?

    Vasilisa. Teach!

    Vasilisa - 1. Well, then, girls, help me! (While Vasilisa - 1 sings and shows, the other two hold the Watman sheet on it the projects of the pool and the palace)

    Sing the chastushki.

    Vasilisa - 1.

    We will work well
    Calculate for lesson:
    How much slagoblocks need
    So that the palace is built on time.
    Wow -:.!

    Vasilisa - 2.

    Do we need to calculate
    How from pipes water flows.
    What follows from here
    Arithmetic honor.
    Wow- :!

    Vovka. I do not want, I do not want! Everywhere teach, they are taught in the garden, and in a fairy tale fell.

    Vasilisa - 2. Yes, you see it is necessary to the threestened kingdom.

    Vovka. What did I see there?

    Vasilisa - 1. And there is two of the Lartz, the same from the face. What you do not order everything to do for you.

    Vovka. All, all?

    Vasilisa - 2. Yes.

    Vasilisa - 3. So as not to get lost, on here (gives a tangle).

    Vovka. Bye then!

    Vasilisa. Then piss off! (go)

    Scene 6.

    Vovka throws a tangle, goes after him (a thread is tied to it, for which the tangle is drawn to Larz - the casket is standing behind the mobile screen, which turns the face to the viewer and rush for the casket on Shirma is a pointer "Trident Kingdom". Two of the Lart The same from the face is two identical glove dolls, and the casket serves as a peculiar screen).

    Vovka is suitable for Lars.

    Vovka. Hey, two of the Larts are the same with the face!

    Dolls (pop out from Larz). Hello!

    Vovka. Hello. So you, really, will you do everything for me?

    Vovka. Yeah! Then make me: First - a cake,

    Secondly: What are you? What and fingers will bend for me?

    Dolls. Yeah!

    Vovka. Okay! Secondly - sweets!

    And -Wreak:, well, bend! And thirdly - ice cream! Well faster!

    Dolls. Will be done!

    Dolls in the Larz throw up the dolls - sweets up, imitate under Russian folk music that "eating sweets."

    Vovka. Hey, hey, ale! What are you and candy for me will you have?

    Dolls. Yeah!

    Vovka. Well, no, then get away back to the casket.

    Dolls are hiding in the casket.

    Scene 7.

    The curtain opens. On the shirma that stands on the stage, the furnace of cardboard is depicted - white cloth is glued. "Mouth" -Russian oven is movable, opens and closes when talking.

    Bake. Hey, whom the pies with meat, with a jam, with a cabbage!

    Vovka. Stove, and stove, let me eat.

    Bake. Yes, please, only the kits first of the rails. Matting them, yes kneading the dough.

    Vovka. Well, will be done. Well, two of the Lartz came! To knead and shabby!

    Dolls (on Shirma - Larz). Will be done!

    Make firewood, chop the dough (imitate under Russian folk music).

    Vovka. Again! Yes, on the contrary.

    Dolls. I see! (Change places and do the same)

    Vovka. Yes, you, noticeable anything. You want me to stay all hungry. Clear back, now in the casket.

    Do not understand anything. Better I myself.

    Oh, that it is, it does not bother. Okay and so comes up!

    Throws whole firewood into the stove - stitched from fabric and stuffed with foam rubber.

    Vovka. Right now, as I knew it. What is the dough, Chevo she is all so sticky. Well, okay, fries somehow.

    Bake (sneezes and spits nothing). Well, here and pies!

    Vovka. What? What is this black?

    Bake. Well, what is the wrinkle? Baked himself, and eat.

    Vovka. What is this? Are these pies? No thank you, I know somehow I do not want.

    Dolls laugh.

    Vovka. You're that it is laughing at me. Think I do not know how you?

    Dolls. Yeah!

    Vovka. It is a pity that I have no tools.

    Dolls. It's possible!

    Vovka. Is that the tools? Yeah - as I want, so I will do everything (Slowly goes for the curtain, from there a knuckle of the ax, sound of the Rubanka). Although the pitch, even trough. Oh, yes, I completely forgot - trough. It would only be possible for me. Grandma would open mouth (The last lines shouts due to the curtain).

    Close the casket of the mobile shirma. The little shirma-hollow is put forward, it closes the oven.

    Scene 8.

    Vovka comes to an old woman with a whole trough.

    Grandma Batyushki, Surely, Gold Fish cleared?

    Vovka. No, granny, it myself. After all, you can easily make a fish out of the pond.

    Grandma Well done! Now you know what?

    Vovka. What?

    Grandma Build me a hut.

    Vovka. Wit! Ha, I still do not know how. But, I will definitely learn! And we will heal with you:

    I ran to the library.

    Vovka runs away, stops before the curtain - turns to the audience:

    Vovka. Well, that's the whole story!

    To the music, all children go to bow.

    Active persons: Librarian, Vovka1, Vovka2, Tsar, Queen, Guards-5., Old Man, Grandmother, Golden Raali, Vasilisa-3., Stepani-3., Clowns-2., Stoves-2.

    Librarian. Well, what would you still want to read, my friendship?

    Vovka 1. Here's the same book. (Shows the book of fairy tales)

    Librarian. I have it even better, see "Make myself."

    Vovka 1. All himself, yes, and here (shows the book "Fairy Tales") After all, here is a royal life. Just do that do nothing.

    Librarian. Then you need to get into the thievesal kingdom.

    Vovka 1. Do you get there?

    Librarian. Why not? Where we have a fabulous department here, but found. Stand here, my head is right, calm

    Vovka 2. That's yes! Present magic! (Look around) there is no one. Ale, and where is who?

    There is a royal throne on it lying the crown. Vovka sits on the throne and puts the king's crown. The king collaps the fence, and the queen helps him. She holds a bucket with brushes and sing.

    King We have Cake Mountains

    Queen and there is that there is, and there is something to drink!

    King + queen (together)

    But we can paint, we paint fences,

    So that people are beneficial to bring! ..

    Vovka. Tsar, and king! Queen!

    King. Oh my God! Oh, as I was frightened.

    Queen and ah! (Grabs for the heart) How I was afraid

    Vovka. No, that's me! Why do you need a fence? You are the king and queen. You also need to do anything.

    King. Yes, we know.

    Tsarina we know about it.

    Tsar Position We have such that just do that do nothing.

    Tsarina, because so and the boredom will die.

    The king and then, I'm not suspicious king, I am fabulous.

    Tsarina and I'm not overlooking the queen, but I am a fabulous

    Tsar While the fairy tales on the shelf are standing we are taking up - and the benefits and warm-up.

    King + queen (together)

    Approve us?.

    Vovka. Not. You do not understand anything in royal life. King - you want a cupcake, the queen - it wants - ice cream. And they paint fences.

    King. So, so, it is clear. Would give the place of the eldest, al politeness is not trained? (The queen helps the king, corrects the crown, blows out of him dust)

    Vovka. You are welcome!

    King. Feed a crown here.

    Vovka. You are welcome!

    King. She's too big to you. (Queen helps the king, corrects the crown, blows off his dust) means a cake?

    Queen means ice cream?

    Vovka. Yeah!

    King. + Queen (together)

    E-hey! Guard!

    The output of the guards to music march

    Guard№1.

    Honorable and envy our role

    Guard number 2.

    Can not without guards king

    Guard number 3.

    Especially since the queen,

    Guard number 4.

    And only we must guard the kingdom.

    Guard number 5.

    Be terrible for people from

    All guide (together)

    And remain good always inside

    King. That's what guys cut off his head, Tunezdez.

    Guardian #1 aha, it is possible.

    Vovka (runs away with a book and reads). His old woman is sitting on the threshold, and there is a broken trough.

    Yeah! Here I am where! Grandma, Hello!

    Old woman. Hello, Milk!

    Vovka. Grandma, and how to see the goldfish? You're up to date.

    Grandma Yes, here it is sea next. Oh-her-th! You know, I just do not advise walking. You know what the trouble happened to me here:

    I say an old man:

    "Boots, bow fish.

    I do not want to be a free queen,

    I want to be a lord of the naval,

    To live me in the outskirts of the sea,

    To serve me golden fish

    And I used me on the parcels. "

    I did not dare to move my old woman

    I did not dare across the words to call.

    I went to the blue sea,

    I see the black storm on the sea

    Dance waves

    Old man goldfish, where are you?

    gold fish

    "What is needed to you, older?"

    Old man (with a bow)

    "Smoom, the sovereign of the fish!

    What should I do with a curse woman?

    It doesn't want to be a queen,

    Wants to be a lady with a marine:

    To live her in the outstanding sea,

    So that you herself served to her

    And it would be on the parcels. "

    Goldfish (waving tail and dancing)

    The old man said nothing fish,

    Splashed the tail on the water

    And went into the deep sea.

    Long by the sea I was waiting for an answer,

    I did not wait, grown to the old woman.

    I sit on the threshold,

    And in front of me broken trough.

    Vovka. So she will still tell me. As if I did not read this fairy tale, so I'm not at all. I do not want to be a lady with a marine. I quickly agree with her.

    Grandma I hear, the tavern, Milay, - this will ask you to be trough.

    Vovka. So now - first you trough, then give the washing machine.

    Grandma No, no, no. Where is there.

    Vovka. Well, let's talk. Hey, Goldfish! Hey Hey, Golden Fish, you don't hear that.

    Gold fish.

    Well, what is needed to you, older. Oh, what is it?

    Vovka. Oh, Goldfish! I would like you to:

    Goldfish. What? Did you split a nemody? And you threw him three times in the sea? And you caught me? The finger of the finger did not hit, but there.

    Waves to the music are grabbed forever from all sides and fond of him behind the curtain.

    Vovka. Oh, where you drag me. Fu, think, the thief is unhappy.

    Overlooking Vovka.

    Vovka. That's great! Who are you?

    Vasilisa.

    We are Vasilisa - wisdom.

    Vovka. Who!

    Vasilisa.

    Vasilisa - Wisdom.

    Vasilisa 1.

    We are beautiful Vasilisa,

    Although sad, even having fun.

    Vasilisa2.

    At night, whether D Day, in the morning

    We are royal-wise.

    Vasilisa 3.

    The name is fabulous - Vasilisa,

    We are smart, slim and beautiful

    And who are you? I don't remember you at all

    (Together) Stepan

    We are the Stepans are great!

    DPEVNE DPEVNE

    Two Tweeds

    Lyudae po's samples.

    Digitized Gpes - Y District

    He is neither nor nor the flaw.

    Be for DPYGIX PRAMEPOM,

    Stepan is planned and victory.

    Stepana Warriors -

    Eh, dashing!

    What guys?

    Wow, removed!

    Let's help Vasilisa at times

    Build a house, palace and temple.

    Without Vasilis, we are nowhere!

    After all, together we are one family?

    Vovka. Where did you come from?

    Vasilisa - 1. Arrived from different fairy tales, because we have a young Vasilis on the exchange of wisdom.

    1 Stepan and the exchange of courage

    Vovka. Than?

    Vasilisa - 2. Wisdom!

    2 Stepan Harps

    Vovka. Eh, I would learn to exchange (scratching the head), for the exchange of some wisdom, courage

    Vasilisa - 1. Well, like girls, teach?

    3 Stepan Well, like, brothers, teach!

    Vasilisa. + Stepana

    Teach! And teach!

    Vasilisa - 1.No, then girls, we are the first, help me! (While Vasilisa - 1 sings and shows, the other two hold the Watman sheet on it the projects of the pool and the palace)

    Sing the chastushki.

    Vasilisa - 1.

    We will work well

    Calculate for lesson:

    How much slagoblocks need

    So that the palace is built on time.

    Vasilisa - 2.

    Do we need to calculate

    How from pipes water flows.

    What follows from here

    Mathematics honor.

    Stepany War -

    Eh, Liche

    What guys?

    Wow, removed!

    Let's help Vasilisa at times

    Build a house, palace and temple.

    (Together) Stepan

    Without Vasilis, we are nowhere!

    (together) Vasilisa

    After all, together we are one family!

    Vasilisa + Stepana (together)

    Learn, Vovka!

    Vovka. I do not want, I do not want! Everywhere is taught, the school is taught, they are taught at home, they also fell in a fairy tale.

    Vasilisa - 2. Yes, you see it is necessary to the threestened kingdom.

    Vovka. What did I see there?

    Vasilisa - 1.A is there two of the Lart, the same from the face. What you do not order everything to do for you.

    Vovka. Everything will do everything?

    Vasilisa - 2. Yes.

    Vasilisa - 3. So as not to get lost, on here (gives a tangle).

    Vovka. Bye then!

    Vasilisa. Although thanks did not say. (together)

    Then piss off! (go)

    Vovka is suitable for Lars.

    Vovka. Hey, two of the Larts are the same with the face!

    Clown 1 Hello!

    Clown 2 Hello!

    God, how do we look like!

    Nose and mouth, and ears too!

    Even in the pose we are in one

    Love to talk to you.

    Together (look in the mirror)

    As if in the mirror we look

    Similar person one!

    Vovka. Hello. So you, really, will you do everything for me?

    Vovka. (Clowns are suitable for forever and raise fingers)

    Yeah! Then make me: Firstly - the cake, secondly, what are you? What and fingers will bend for me?

    Clowns. Yeah!

    Vovka. Okay! Secondly - sweets!

    And thirdly:, well, bend! And thirdly - ice cream! Well faster!

    Clowns. Will be done!

    Vovka. Hey, hey, ale! What are you and candy for me will you have?

    Clowns. Yeah!

    Vovka. Well, no, then get away back to the casket.

    Clowns hide in the casket

    Oven1. Hey, whom the pies with meat, with jam

    Oven2 hey to whom pies with cabbage, with apples!

    Vovka. Stoves, and stoves, let me eat.

    Oven1 Yes, please, only the cohes of the first of the rails.

    Stove2 raw them, but kneading the dough.

    Vovka. Well, will be done. Well, two of the Lartz came! To knead and shabby!

    Clowns (get out of Larz) will be done!

    Make firewood, chop the dough (imitate under Russian folk music).

    Vovka. Again! Yes, on the contrary.

    Cloons Yeah, Clear! (Change places and do the same)

    Vovka. Yes, you, noticeable anything. You want me to stay all hungry. Clear back, now in the casket.

    Do not understand anything. Better I myself.

    Oh, that it is, it does not bother. Okay and so comes up!

    Throws whole firewood into the stove - stitched from fabric and stuffed with foam rubber.

    Vovka. Right now, as I knew it. What is the dough, Chevo she is all so sticky. Well, okay, fries somehow.

    Together the stoves (sneeze and spit out).

    Well, here and pies!

    Vovka. What? What is this black?

    Stove 1 Well, what is frinking?

    Stove 2 baked himself, and eat.

    Vovka. What is this? Are these pies? No thank you, I know somehow I do not want.

    Clowns and stoves shrug and laugh.

    Vovka. You need it to be laughed by me. Think I do not know how you?

    Clowns. Yeah!

    Vovka. It is a pity that I have no tools.

    Clowns it can be!

    Vovka. Is that the tools? Yeah - as I want, I will do everything. Drawing drawing. Although the pitch, even trough. Oh, yes, I completely forgot - trough. It would only be possible for me. The grandmother would have opened the mouth (slowly goes for the curtain, from there you can hear a knock of the ax, the sound of the ruble).

    I can do everything myself! (The last lines shouts due to the curtain).

    Old woman. Batyushki, who I see?

    The old man is it really, the goldfish was complicated?

    Vovka. No, granny, no grandpa I myself. After all, you can not easily endure and fish from the pond.

    Old woman + old man (together) Well done!

    Old people Do you know that the feet?

    Vovka. What grandma?

    The old woman build us a hut.

    Vovka. Wit! Ha, I still do not know how. But, I will definitely learn! And you will heal with grandfather happy. I'll run to the library

    (I ran to the library.)

    Vovka runs away, stops before the curtain - turns to the audience:

    Vovka. Well, that's the whole story! I got it.

    Golden fish is easily caught,

    Two of the Lart all confused

    And the main thing I realized that it was better to do everything yourself, even read books.