Grandma, are you selling the apartment opposite the stadium? - Yes Yes! Yes Yes Yes! Yes Yes Yes Yes! Yes Yes
If I expect changes in circumstances to be what I can be from myself, I betray my own capabilities.
For everyone nervous people furs have a certain stimulating effect. They have some kind of physical charm that no one can resist.
Talent is a thing that you can’t hide, no matter how you button it up.
What is not nonsense cannot be put into music.
To feel sorry for the guilty is to betray the innocent.
Look at me, I'm jerking off in the shower - this will be the highlight of my day. Everything will only get worse from here.
What is characteristic of backward peoples? First of all, intellectual stagnation, terrible conservatism, lack of inventiveness, and often striking illogicality of thinking.
Love has no memory because it is blind.
Let's go for a walk. - I have classes. -Are they more important than me? - It’s just that I have a future with them, but not with you.
There is no point in being envious when you can become the object of envy.
There is no need to wait for a bright future, live in a bright present!
You see the truth, and I see the truth. You just know there is only one truth, but everyone has their own truth.
Hunger makes a lion rush to carrion.
wash your pussy and legs, I'm already on the road
Any path is just a path, and nothing will prevent a warrior from leaving it if his heart tells him to do so.
Erotica is a constant expectation of pornography.
Today I am a Japanese girl. My name is Komuto Xerovato!
For this one the retribution for the crime was a cross, and for this one a royal diadem.
Antipathy is when, starting a conversation, you already think about how you will get rid of the corpse.
It's good to be a flight attendant - all the men are already sorted into classes.
Eloquence is a picturesque depiction of thought.
Never take a vacation. Why do you need it? If work isn't fun, then you're not working in the right place. And I, even playing golf, continue to do business.
A miracle is a miracle only for those who do not believe in it; for those who believe in miracles there are no miracles.
Imperfection is what we like in our friends.
Mulya, don't make me nervous!
It seems to me that any user will always have enough volume random access memory at 640 kilobytes.
Darling, what should I cook for breakfast? There is yogurt, cottage cheese, you can have muesli with milk. - Give me yogurt, cottage cheese, muesli. And eat something.
When there is a cat in the house, there is no need for other accessories.
Fortune is not only blind, but also blinds her favorites.
The difference between tenacity and obstinacy is that the former has its source desire, and the second, on the contrary, is a strong reluctance.
Silence is one of the most difficult arguments to refute.
let's spend it all, buy a boat, put a stamp on the passport and drive off.
Know who to steal with: what if you end up sitting with him?
By adding details, we only reduce the similarity.
on street -20 there is such a miss attractiveness in a navel-length jacket and UGG boots, the boys turn to look at her, she doesn’t care about the cold, she looks so beautiful. I’M COMING A PENGUIN 100500 TIGHTS FELT FELT SCARF, ONE EYES STICKING OUT, TOO LOOK TO THE FLOOR, Earflaps HAT and h
if you were told that your train has left, remember - there are still planes and yachts.
You're probably the only one in New York who still borrows books from the library. - I like the smell.
Hell is a door that is locked from the inside.
Dissent is the highest form of patriotism.
The power of a philosopher over the world lies not in metaphysical conclusions, but in the higher sense thanks to which he drew these conclusions...
Arrogance is a means of forcibly raising one’s own dignity by artificially devaluing the people around us.
The most pleasant word is stay, said after your hysterics and attempts to leave.
On the beach, ladies look at a guy. One: - How do you like this boy? Another: - Judging by the scratches on his back, he is a VERY good boy.
Only in Russia, if you drive into the oncoming lane, you can get hit in the ass...
This may be stupid, but I really want my own apartment.
Gratitude is the least of virtues, while ingratitude is the worst of vices.
Opposition, yes. The entire opposition would not be left with just one pose.
(About Chopin) Most people know him as the author of the funeral march. Or rather, most people know his funeral march, the author of which is not thought about.
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First of all: I'm good! Secondly: Enough with the “first”!
She has reached the age when the guy she likes can be married.
He doesn't need perfect, he needs me. So harmful, touchy and jealous.
Statuses with meaning to yourself
I’m like a teapot... I boil instantly, but you can’t wash off the scale with any means...
I’m not the one you can live with... I’m the one you can’t live without...
I'm not a queen, but the crown suits me.
Let me introduce myself - Queen! Snowy! Very cold!
Statuses about a girl
I go to his page, gently stroke his name with the cursor and leave.
Daring statuses to yourself
I somehow don’t care how I look in your eyes... In mine I look... great!!! And this is the main point!!:)
If my mother taught me to be sweet, gentle, cultured, this does not mean that I will not kick you in the eye, as my father taught me
We're tired of our “must be able to forgive” attitude. God will forgive. And I will remember.
I'm going to become kind and good. Don't bother me... don't get in trouble!
You do not like me? No problem! You do me too!
