Adult tongue twisters are vulgar. Fun games for a drunk company

In order for a festive event for an adult and slightly drunk company to be fun, you need to take a responsible approach to drawing up the competition program in advance and be sure to include funny tongue twisters in it. Let some of them turn out to be tricky - this will only add “spice” to a corporate event or anniversary. Comic phrases that need to be said as quickly as possible will easily become the “highlight” of the program and will allow you to conduct the “Most Sober Guest” competition as fun and energetic as possible. The article contains funny and cool tongue twisters that will surely appeal to a drunk (or just slightly inebriated) company.

Choosing funny tongue twisters for a competition for a cheerful adult company

So that adults not only taste alcoholic drinks and eat for fun, it is worth preparing interesting modern tongue twisters for corporate parties - they can be funny or even obscene.

Of course, now this may make you somewhat angry or confused. But believe me: such entertainment can be much more suitable for a drunk company. In any case, this is much better than just drinking and eating for hours without stopping.

Comic competitions with tongue twisters are a great solution for an anniversary or birthday. But, of course, when choosing funny phrases, which may include tongue twisters with obscenities, you should not forget about the contingent of guests. Of course, such fun is aimed strictly at adults 18+.

If there are children or elderly people in the company, you should not offer participants very vulgar texts - limit yourself to just funny tongue twisters. For example, like this:

Senya is carrying Sanya and Sonya in a sled. Sleigh hop! Senya - from the feet, Sanya - to the side, Sonya - to the forehead. Everything is in a snowdrift - bang!

I visited Frol and lied to Frol about Lavr. I’ll go to the Lavra, to the Frol Lavra.

In Kabardino-Balkaria, valocordin from Bulgaria.

Whip the cream and discard the whippings.

Vera Valeru shoots with a revolver.

Kuzya washes his belly in the jacuzzi.

The bridle hangs on a nail, the star on the bridle burns.

For corporate competitions, you should not use too frank and vulgar tongue twisters when the company will unfamiliar people. It's great if you know in advance how guests might react to such entertainment. But if university teachers, school teachers, government officials, or simply intelligent people find themselves in a drunken company, these “cool” and “laughing” tongue twisters may seem unacceptable to them. But who knows.

Cool tongue twisters for adults without swearing

Original and funny difficult words for adults may well have decent content. However, for a drunk company, cool tongue twisters will be a real godsend. After all, a completely sober person is unlikely to pronounce most phrases on the first try without prior preparation. A rhythmic combination of hissing and whistling sounds at a fast pace turns into something meaningless, but also truly funny.

When people are slightly (or not slightly) under the influence, such entertainment seems incredibly funny to them. Tongue twisters that in one way or another relate to the professional and business sphere seem especially funny:

The interviewer interviewed the interventionist.

Karl stole dollars from Clara, and Clara stole the quarterly report from Karl.

The workers privatized the enterprise, privatized it, but did not privatize it.

The fluorographer was fluorographing the fluorographer.

An underqualified specialist.

It is not clear whether the shares are liquid or not.

The moderator moderated, moderated, but did not moderate.

Deftly maneuvering in laryngology, the laryngologist easily cured laryngitis.

The copy machine operator photocopied what was copied.

Palmists and surgeons characterize rickets by fragility of cartilage and chronic chromosomal harakiri.

Vulgar tongue twisters for a competition for a definitely drunk company

There are many vulgar tongue twisters for adults - such phrases can be included in competitions for corporate parties, anniversaries or ordinary birthdays. At the same time, there is a wide variety of phrases in which there is no hint of swearing. So you can arrange such entertainment even in the presence of management!

Then why are these tongue twisters vulgar and suitable only for adult parties? The fact is that the phrases relate to intimate relationships. They use colloquial words to describe some piquant moments. At the same time, the rhythmic combination of sounds makes the pronunciation of such funny tongue twisters very funny for adults - which is why presenters often festive events They make a whole selection of similar idioms for competitions. Below you can find (you will definitely find it if you haven’t had enough yet) the following tongue twisters for a competition for a drunken company:

They took off Nadezhda’s colored clothes,

Without clothes, Hope does not attract as before.

Take us to the left,

Fight us to the right

And Mother Russia was saved by battle.

In a stringer, a stringer in a rhinestone thong suffers from stress

When you arrive in Tahiti, don’t hide it, aunts, titis.

There is no reason for the aunts to hide in Tahiti.

There, aunties are held in high esteem, so titi for aunties comes in handy.

To become one of your own in Tahiti, don’t hide it, auntie, to become one.

Rip everything off, don’t languish, for intercourse in Tahiti.

Managed to sleep through the opportunity to get laid.

Of course, not all of the proposed options turn out to be vulgar if you delve into their essence and grasp the meaning. Often the peculiar, but very funny sound of these interesting tongue twisters turns out to be a trick for another reason. It's all about a funny play of sounds. Due to this, tongue twisters may sound a little indecent, although, in fact, there is not a single seditious word in them.

On the verge of a foul: obscene tongue twisters for a fairly drunk company

Some funny tongue twisters for adult competitions border on vulgarity and inappropriateness. However, this does not stop the hosts of the festive events. Increasingly, at cooperatives and anniversaries, which are accompanied by entertainment program, competitions are organized between guests, who must repeat comic difficult words. The whole point is that, as with vulgar tongue twisters, the checkmate “appears” not due to what is actually there. It’s just that when pronounced quickly (and even when a drunk person tries to repeat the phrase), the sounds add up to something frankly indecent.

On a note! Despite the fact that now some of the quite decent tongue twisters have to be classified as swear words, a number of them were quietly published in children's magazines several years ago. Of course, not all children understood why such work on the articulatory apparatus is accompanied by laughter, embarrassment, shame and red spots on the parents’ faces. But the fact remains a fact!

So, are you ready to work on your diction a little? You can do this with humor:

Our trains are the busiest trains in the world.

And no trains can outpace our trains.

I'm driving through a pothole, I won't get out of the pothole.

In the department store upstairs I'm

I bought a dokha with fur,

But apparently I made a mistake here -

Doha doesn't warm up at all.

Oh at the spruce, ah at the Christmas tree, ah at the spruce there are evil wolves.

By the way, vulgar and obscene tongue twisters can be used for more than just fun. It is also an excellent material for the development of the articulatory apparatus. It would seem that this is acceptable? In fact, there are a lot of seminars and trainings during which such non-standard texts are used to work on diction.

On a note! In the services of the Ministry of Emergency Situations and for helpline operators, funny and obscene tongue twisters for adults are often used in training. Psychologists say that using funny material in learning makes people take a more responsible approach to their work. After all, such tongue twisters increase responsibility and force you to pronounce the phrase as clearly as possible in order to prevent it from sounding incorrect.

If you use funny tongue twisters with swear words to work on your diction, then don’t try to pronounce them quickly right away. Read slowly at first. It is important to say everything clearly and expressively. You will have to work through every syllable - and then there will not be a hint of swearing left. But it’s still better to practice with such funny tongue twisters for adults in the absence of children.

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Happy child 01.02.2018

Dear readers, now I bring to your attention fun and funny tongue twisters. Even if their content is naive and sometimes incomprehensible, they can be used to stage excellent difficult sounds, develop speech and diction.

Learning tongue twisters is not so easy, but it is useful and exciting. There is so much laughter when you pronounce something incorrectly, and on the other hand, so much joy when you finally manage to pronounce a tongue twister quickly and without hesitation. So in any case, training speech using tongue twisters is not only a necessary activity, but also fun entertainment for both children and adults!

Funny short tongue twisters

Short tongue twisters are suitable for both children and adults; they are simple phrases in one or two sentences. Make sure that kids do not swallow syllables and pronounce sounds correctly. Yes, and adults need to make sure that tongue twisters are spoken clearly and understandably.

All beavers are kind to their own.

Get up, Arkhip, the rooster is hoarse.

The wasp does not have whiskers, not whiskers, but antennae.

The crested little girls laughed with laughter: “Ha! Ha! Ha!"

The turtle sits for an hour over a cup of tea without getting bored.

The train rushes by grinding: w-w-sh-sh, w-w-sh...

Two puppies are nipping cheek to cheek at a brush in the corner.

Don't blow your lips on the oak tree, don't blow your lips on the oak tree.

Kuzya has a cousin - Kuzinina Zina.

And the tongue twisters jump like crucian carp in a frying pan.

Senka is carrying Sanka and Sonya on a sled. Sledge galloping, Senka off his feet, Sonya in the forehead, everything - into a snowdrift.

The violent Byaka is buzzing, Byaka is threatening Buka,
Byaka Buke is daring, Byaka Buke is pushing.

Centipedes have too many legs.

There's a tiny midge on the window
The cat deftly catches it with its paw.

The cuckoo bought a tub,
I decided to bathe the cuckoo chicks.

Little chatterbox
The milk was chatting and chatting,
I didn’t blurt it out.

The nimble mink darted into the hole.

Zoya's bunny's name is Zaznayka.

Slava ate lard, but there was not enough lard.

The eyes of a gazelle stare at the beaver from behind the spruce.

Incident with the quartermaster. Precedent with the applicant.

The interviewer interviewed the interventionist.

Two chickens are running naked down the street.

Sasha is perfection, and also improves herself!

A lilac eye picker with half-broken legs.

They drove a stake into the stockade and beat him up.

Merchandisers lied - samovar sampling was disrupted!

Creative is not creative, it needs to be re-creative!

Brainstorm: noise, thunder, shouting of mouths, feast of rhymes, suddenly - boom! Shine!

Their pesticides are not comparable to ours in terms of their pesticide effectiveness.

The fluorographer was fluorographing the fluorographer.

The sergeant with the sergeant, the captain with the captain.

I am a vertical climber. I can twist my stump, I can twist my stump.

The nervous constitutionalist Proprokolokropenko was found acclimatized in Constantinople.

The emotional Lukerya felt the emotion of the insensitive Nikolka.

About love, isn't it me?
You begged sweetly
And into the fogs of the estuary
Beckoned me?

For elementary school children, tongue twisters are easier to pronounce, and the meaning of sentences becomes more difficult. And some tongue twisters are like whole poems.

In a grove near the village
We were looking for a piglet
Little piglet
Jumped over my felt boots!

Topal was stomping along the road,
Topal stomped to Sevastopol.
Well, Seva was stomping nearby,
Topal is on the right, Seva is on the left.

Skinny, weak Koschey
Carrying a box of vegetables.

In Karlovy Vary,
Karl lived with coral,
Took the procedures
I invited Clara to visit!

Bananas were thrown to a funny monkey
They threw bananas to a funny monkey.

All the maples have turned red,
And no one teases
Since everyone is red anyway,
Who cares?

Mila washed the bear with soap,
Mila dropped the soap
Mila dropped her soap
Mila didn't wash the bear.

Chickens, geese and turkeys pecked at the parsley,
We ate some quinoa and ran for water.

The longboat arrived at the port of Madras.
The sailor brought a mattress on board.
A sailor's mattress in the port of Madras
The albatrosses were torn apart in a fight.

One day the jackdaw popped,
I saw a parrot in the bushes.
And that parrot says:
“You scare the jackdaws, pop, scare,
but the jackdaws pop in the bushes, scaring
Don’t you dare scare the parrot.”

The parrot says to the parrot:
- I'll scare you, parrot!
The parrot answers him:
- Parrot, parrot, parrot!

Bull butting with bull.
Everyone is running away.
Take care, runner, sides
From a gory bull.

When I'm in a hurry, I eat noodles.
I'll finish the noodles and hurry.
I'm in a hurry.
Noodle noodles.
Well, I'll make everyone laugh again.

The king saved a penny for his crown,
Yes, instead of a crown I bought a cow,
And this king was saving for a cow.

A sparrow sat on a pine tree.
He fell asleep and fell in his sleep.
If he hadn't fallen in his sleep,
I would still be sitting on a pine tree.

Sasha quickly dries the dryers,
Sasha dried about six pieces,
And the old ladies are in a funny hurry
To eat Sasha's sushi.

Getting into a taxi, the dachshund asked:
“What is the fare?”
And the taxi driver replied:
“We drive dachshunds just like that.”

Yasha and Pasha ate porridge,
Sasha and Masha make yogurt,
And Mishutka ate a herring under his fur coat.

The ship was carrying caramel,
The ship ran aground
And the sailors for three weeks
Caramel ate broke.

Drum,
Pipe
And a tambourine.
Bull,
Ram
And a white poodle
What are they playing?
I don't understand:
- Woof!
- Be!
- Mu!

Tongue twisters can be used for fun holiday competitions. For example, you can hold such a competition. Each player receives a caramel candy and puts it in his mouth, pronounces a tongue twister, then takes another candy, puts it in his mouth again and pronounces another tongue twister. The winner is the one who pronounces the tongue twister most clearly and understandably with the largest number of candies in his mouth.

Our gas has gone out, our gas has gone out.

The mouse sat in the corner and ate a piece of bagel.

Sasha hit a bump with his hat.

Lucky Senka, take the woman on a sled.

There is a pile on the window, not presented, not revealed.
He came to show his grip; presented and revealed.

I was at Frol’s, I lied to Frol about Lavra, I’ll go to Lavra, I lie to Lavra about Frol.

Coconut cookers boil coconut juice in coconut cookers.

De-ideologized, de-ideologized and pre-ideologized.

Your sexton will not over-sex our sexton: our sexton will over-sex your sexton, over-sex.

The Ligurian traffic controller was regulating in Liguria.

The guru's inauguration went off with a bang.

The bombardier bombarded the young ladies with bonbonnieres.

In the hut, a yellow dervish from Algeria rustles his silks and, juggling with knives, eats a piece of fig.

He reported, but didn’t complete his report, but began to complete his report, and completed his report.

You can’t talk through all the tongue twisters, you can’t talk through all the tongue twisters quickly.

For a fun company at a corporate party, offer the following competition: read a tongue twister with surprise, questioningly, and admiration. It turns out very funny when an ordinary tongue twister is pronounced, for example, with great admiration.

Grandma's bean blossomed in the rain - Grandma's bean will bloom in borscht.

The untimely loss of reason will turn a sea wolf into a pirate.

The bull was blunt-lipped, the bull was blunt-lipped, the bull's white lip was dull.

There was a whitewing ram, and he killed all the rams.

I slept, washed, had breakfast, took a walk, had lunch.

The highest echelons marched towards their sponsored people along the highway, drunk.

The townspeople have piled up, the suburbs are raking.

We ate two Eli eclairs in bed. Mom washed Elle barely.

If “if” is before “after”, then “after” is after “if”. If “if” is after “after”, then “after” is before “if”.

Zhenya became friends with Zhanna. Friendship with Zhanna did not work out.

The beaver wandered into the forest.
A beaver was robbed in the forest.
The collected beaver wandered to Barvikha to visit the beaver.
The beaver scolded and shaved the beaver,
And the beaver boys encouraged the beaver.
Groomed, shaved and encouraged, the beaver wandered back into the forest.

I met a black grouse under a black grouse tree:
“Grouse-grouse! How are your grouse?
Black grouse in response:
“My little grouse are healthy guys,
Greetings from them to your little grouse!”

Once upon a time there lived three Chinese - Yak, Yak-Tsidrak, Yak-Tsidrak-Tsidron-Tsidroni,
And three more Chinese women - Tsypa, Tsypa-Dripa, Tsypa-Dripa-Lampomponi.
Yak got married to Tsypa, Yak-Tsidrak to Tsypa-Drip,
Yak-Tsidrak-Tsidron-Tsidroni on Tsypa-Dripa-Lampomponi.
So they had children: Yak and Tsypa had Shah,
Yak-Tsidrak with Tsypa-Drypa has Shah-Sharah,
At Yak-Tsidrak-Tsidroni with Tsypo-Drypa-Lampoponi - Shah-Sharah-Sharoni.

Count Toto plays lotto
And Countess Toto knows about
That Count Toto plays lotto.
If Count Toto knew about it,
What does Countess Toto know about
That Count Toto plays lotto,
That Count Toto would never in his life
I wouldn't play lotto.

In the depths of the tundra
Otters in spats
Poking into buckets
Cedar kernels!
Ripped off an otter
Leg warmers in the tundra,
The otter will wipe out the kernels of the cedars,
I'll wipe the otter's face with my leggings,
Cannonballs in buckets
I'll take the otter to the tundra!

Once upon a time a crucian carp
Gave me a coloring book.
And Karas said:
“Color the fairy tale, Karasyonok!”
On the Karasenka coloring page -
Three funny little pigs:
The little crucian turned the piglets into crucian carp!

Cone drying technology:
After the cone collection, all the collected cones suitable for cone drying are sent to the cone drying factory on a cone transporter. The cone carrier, using a cone dumper, dumps the cones into the cone sorting department. Cone sorters, using a cone sorting machine, sort the cones suitable for cone drying from those unsuitable for cone drying. Cones suitable for cone drying are sent to the cone grinding department. In the cone grinding department, cone grinders use cone grinders to grind cones from non-cone-drying cone shoots. Cones that have undergone cone grinding go to the cone crushing department. Cone crushers at cone crushers crush the cones to a cone crushing state, throwing the non-cone crushing cones into a cone dump, where the cone crushers burn the non-cone crushing cones in a cone furnace. Cone crushed cones are dried in cone dryers.

The commander spoke about the colonel and about the colonel, about the lieutenant colonel and about the lieutenant colonel, about the lieutenant and about the lieutenant, about the second lieutenant and about the second lieutenant, about the ensign and about the ensign, about the ensign, but said nothing about the ensign.

The tongue twister quickly spoke, quickly said that he would re-speak all the tongue twisters, he would re-speak quickly, but, having quickly spoken, he quickly said that you cannot re-speak all the tongue twisters, you cannot re-speak quickly.

You even stained your neck, even your ears with black mascara.
Get in the shower quickly.
Rinse the mascara off your ears in the shower.
Rinse off the mascara from your neck in the shower.
After your shower, dry yourself off.
Dry your neck, dry your ears, and don’t dirty your ears anymore.

A hygrometric psychrometer measured psychrometric parameters.
I hygrometered, hygrometered, but didn’t hygrometer.
And a psychrometric hygrometer measured hygrometric parameters.
I psychrometerd, psychrometerd, but didn’t psychrometer.

From the point of view of banal erudition, every individual who critically motivates abstraction cannot ignore the criteria of utopian subjectivism, conceptually interpreting generally accepted defanisizing polarizers, therefore the consensus achieved by the dialectical material classification of universal motivations in pairs adogmatic connections of predicates, solves the problem of improving the forming geotransplantation quasi-puslistates of all kinetically correlating aspects .

The ships tacked, tacked, tacked, but did not tack.
This is how maneuvered maneuvering was maneuvered,
That even the tackers maneuvered and maneuvered,
Because this maneuvering took away all their strength.

The dwarf doctor Karl stole corals from the dwarf Clara.
And the dwarf thief Clara stole a clarinet from the dwarf doctor Karl.
If the dwarf doctor Karl had not stolen corals from the dwarf Clara,
Then the dwarf Klara would not steal the clarinet from the dwarf doctor Karl.

Monkey with Martyn to little son Martynka
We bought four pictures at the market.
In the first picture there are four old ladies
Forty feather beds were hung up to dry.
After all, there is no more important concern for old women,
How to dry feather beds, blankets and pillows.
Second picture. On this picture
Four mice in a huge shoe
A piece of refined sugar is gnawing on the sly,
After all, sugar is a hundred times tastier than crackers.
In the third picture - on an old tub
Four frogs settled down.
Frogs from the stage
In a quartet, bawling, they perform roulades.
But in the fourth picture, with daisies,
Four snails crawl upside down.
Snails can crawl upside down
Because they are amazingly sticky.
Come on, my friend, repeat without hesitation,
Who was drawn in each picture,
Which we bought at the market this morning
Martyn and the monkey to little son Martynka.

Initially, tongue twisters were invented specifically for the purpose of entertainment. People gathered for gatherings, sang, danced, and competed in pronouncing tongue twisters. And only much later it became clear how important they are for the development of speech and diction. Read tongue twisters, pronounce them with your children, develop yourself and develop your children.

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Swearing tongue twisters are a type. By the way, you can find them on ours. For helpline operators, and in the services of the Ministries for emergency situations“obscene” tongue twisters are used. At trainings and seminars, psychologists say that such tongue twisters increase the responsibility of employees for reprimanding. After all, it’s more shameful to make a mistake than if you say, “Sasha was walking along the highway and sucking on a dryer.”

And remember: Tongue twisters are not needed to speak them quickly and thereby amuse others. Tongue twisters need to be read slowly. The main thing is to pronounce each syllable clearly and expressively. They are needed for speech training. And of course, keep them away from the children and have fun =)

Oh at the spruce, ah at the Christmas tree, ah at the spruce there are evil wolves.

The road was paved by horses.

I walked the fuck up, met the fuck up, fucked up the fuck up, fucked up the fuck up.

Our trains are the most powerful trains in the world, and no train-riding trains can out-compete our train-riding trains!

To insure myself against the cold, I bought a doha with fur, but apparently I made a mistake here, the dokha does not warm “anything”

I walked to hell, I saw that I didn't care, and I thought, I don't care. if I'm a dick myself, I took a dick for a piece of shit and threw it away.

Oh, there’s a hill with sacks near the pit, I’ll go out onto the hill and straighten the sack. You straighten the sack, you take the sack.

Find the breakdown

One volunteer (he will be a “mechanic”) is led out the door. The rest choose another participant (he will be a “broken mechanism”) and wish for some part of the body on him - this will be the place of the “breakdown”. A volunteer comes in. He is informed that he is a mechanic, but has no arms, and he needs to determine the location of the “breakdown of the mechanism” without touching it with his hands (nose, lips, etc.). When a malfunction is detected, the “mechanism” reacts: the closer to the point of failure, the more actively it “starts up”. When the “mechanic” determines the location of the breakdown, he himself becomes a “mechanism” and the game repeats.

Tongue twisters, or sobriety tests

The presenter suggests playing the game “Who is the most sober?” Those who wish to participate can remain seated at the table. Then the presenter slowly reads the tongue twisters below, and the players must repeat them, only quickly. It turns out to be a lot of fun.

The heron wasted away, the heron was withered, the heron was dead.
King is an eagle (5 times)
Cook Peter, cook Pavel. Peter swam and Paul swam
(!) Our trains are the busiest trains in the world. And no trains can outpace our trains.
(!) There is a hill with sacks in the field, I’ll go out onto the hill and straighten the sack.
(!) I'm driving through potholes, I can't get out of potholes!
(!) The bridle hangs on a nail, the star on the bridle is burning.
Unpromising
Underneath

The symbol (!) marks those tongue twisters, which, if pronounced incorrectly, may result in the appearance of obscene expressions!

My kitty

A fun game for a home youth party. Guests are seated comfortably (or sit on the floor in a circle). A volunteer is called. His task is to imitate a cat: crawl up to the players, rub against them, purr, meow, etc., but you cannot laugh. The person to whom the “cat” has crawled should slowly say: “My cat is very strange today, is she sick?”, stroking the “cat” on the head. If he did not laugh and did all of the above, then the “cat” crawls away to another participant and repeats its actions; if the player laughs, then he becomes a “cat”.

Bank deposits

For this comic competition You need to invite 2 couples (2 girls and 2 guys). The presenter gives the girls the same amount of money from the joke bank. The girls' task: in one minute they must make bank deposits, that is, hide greatest number money in the clothes of their partners, and they are allowed to hide only one banknote in one place. The pair with the fewest banknotes earns a point. Then the presenter asks the girls to change places. Now their task is to “withdraw” the largest amount of money from bank accounts, that is, to find and get hidden banknotes. The winner is the girl who can find the most banknotes in the time allotted by the presenter.

Alcohol meter, or am I the most sober here!

For this competition, you need to draw a “scale of intoxication” on a piece of Whatman paper in advance, for example, in the form of a bottle of vodka. The degrees on the scale are indicated from top to bottom - 5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30, 35, 40 degrees and above, and funny comments are placed near each mark, for example: “like glass”, “in neither eye”, “slightly oblique”, “the clouding of reason begins”, “drunk calls to exes”, “I want to dance!”, “already caught the devils”, “drunk in zyuzya”, “autopilot turns on” and others. Then the resulting “spiritometer” is attached to the wall, and you need to think in advance at what level it is best to hang it (it will be clear why later).

The competition itself: tipsy men are invited to check which of them is the most sober. The participants’ task is to turn their backs to the scale, bend over and, extending their hand to the “Spiritometer” between their legs, mark the degree on the scale with a felt-tip pen. Everyone wants to win, so in order to be the “most sober”, the players will have to be very clever, and the rest of the guests will watch with pleasure! A bottle of something alcoholic would be a very appropriate prize for the winner.

Frozen

To play, you need pre-prepared pieces of paper on which various parts of the body are written, for example: lips, nose, hand, leg, ear, little finger on right hand etc.. These pieces of paper are folded into a box or hat so that what is written on them is not visible.

Two participants come out, each taking one piece of paper. Their task is to connect to each other with the indicated body parts. Thus, the two participants “freeze” to each other. Then the next participant comes out, he and one of the first players each take one piece of paper and freeze each other. Another participant comes up and so on. It turns out to be a very funny chain. Don't forget to take a photo of her!

It?

A host and a volunteer are selected from the party participants. The volunteer is seated on a chair and blindfolded. The presenter begins to point at the players one by one and ask the question: “Is it?” The one who is chosen as a volunteer becomes the “kisser.” Then the presenter, pointing in any order to the lips, forehead, nose, chin or other parts of the presenter’s body, asks the question: “Here?” - until he receives an affirmative answer from the volunteer. Continuing, the presenter shows all possible quantities on his fingers and asks the volunteer: “How many?” Having received consent, the presenter makes a “sentence” chosen by the volunteer himself - “It” kisses you, for example, on the forehead 5 times. After the end of the process, the volunteer must guess who kissed him. If he guessed correctly, then the one identified takes his place, but if not, then the game resumes with the same volunteer. If a volunteer does not guess three times in a row, then he takes the place of the leader.

Princess on the Pea

Only ladies are invited to participate in the competition. To carry it out you will need stools or chairs with a hard coating and pieces soft fabric, folded in several layers, for example, towels.

The chairs are placed in a row, with small round objects placed on each of them, for example, hazelnuts or walnuts. Every chair should have different quantities objects, for example, on the first - 6, on the second - 5, on the third - 4, on the fourth - 3. The objects are covered with a cloth on top. Then the contestants sit on chairs. At the command of the presenter, to the music, the ladies begin to move on their chairs, trying to determine how many objects are under them. It is prohibited to use your hands or look. It's very funny to watch the participants "dance" on the chair. The winner – the “princess and the pea” – is the lady who completes the task faster and more correctly!

A variation of this competition (minimum props): you can put 7-9 nuts in one suitable bag, and take turns asking the girls to guess their number.

Russian roulette, or lady luck

For this “terrible” competition you will need several sets of clean glasses (3 glasses for each participant), vodka and water. Several volunteers are invited, 5-7 people. The host warns in advance that the players will have to drink vodka. It is better to protect people who do not tolerate alcohol very well from participating in this game!

The essence of the game: the first participant turns away, at this time 3 piles are placed, two of which are filled with vodka, and the third with water. When the player turns around, without hesitation, he drinks from one pile and washes it down with another, but what he gets and in what order is a matter of luck. It can be a fun water-vodka combination, and the “lucky” ones might get a vodka-vodka. If a glass of vodka remains, the participant continues to play in the next stage; if a glass of water remains, he is eliminated. The next “entry” is made by the next player, etc. Those players who remained after the first stage continue to participate in the second stage according to the same principle. And so on until one person remains, the luckiest one. The winner of this difficult test can be given a bottle of vodka as a prize.

The longboat arrived at the port of Madras.
The sailor brought a mattress on board.
A sailor's mattress in the port of Madras
The albatrosses were torn apart in a fight.

In Kabardino-Balkaria, valocordin from Bulgaria.

De-ideologized, de-ideologized, and pre-ideologized.

I'm driving through a pothole, I won't get out of the pothole.

Their pesticides are not comparable to ours in terms of their pesticide effectiveness.

Karl stole corals from Clara, Clara stole a clarinet from Karl.

Once upon a time the jackdaw popped,
I noticed a parrot in the bushes,
And the parrot says:
"You scare the jackdaws, pop, scare them.
But only jackdaws, pops, scares,
Don't you dare scare the parrot!"

The ships tacked and tacked, but did not tack. The Queen gave the gentleman a caravel.

Coconut cookers boil coconut juice in coconut cookers.

Mom washed Mila with soap, Mila did not like soap.

In the shallows we lazily caught burbot,
You exchanged my burbot for tench.
Wasn’t it me you sweetly begged for love?
And into the mists of the estuary they beckoned me?

There's a coolie on the hill, I'll go up the hill and put the coolie down.

The exhibitionist has small biceps.

Underqualified.

The workers privatized the enterprise, privatized it, but did not privatize it.

Sasha hit a bump with his hat.

Lilac teeth picker.

The fast talker quickly spoke quickly,
That you can’t quickly pronounce all the tongue twisters,
But, having become nervous, he quickly said -
that all the tongue twisters will be re-spoken, re-pronounced.
And the tongue twisters jump like crucian carp in a frying pan.

They took off Nadezhda’s colored clothes,
Without clothes, Hope does not attract as before.

The cap is sewn, but not in the Kolpakov style,
the bell is poured out, but not in a bell-like manner.
It is necessary to re-cap, re-cap.
The bell needs to be re-belled, re-belled.

The snake was bitten by the snake.
I can't get along with the snake.
I've already become terrified -
the snake will eat it for dinner
and will say: (start over).

The fluorographer was fluorographing the fluorographer.

I am a vertical climber. I can twist my stump, I can twist my stump.

The guru's inauguration went off with a bang.

The Staffordshire Terrier is zealous, and the black-haired Giant Schnauzer is playful.

Sasha is perfection, and she also improves herself!

Is this colonialism? - No, this is not colonialism, but neocolonialism!

And I have no time for feeling unwell.

A harrow was harrowing across a harrowed field.

Beavers wander into the cheese forests. Beavers are brave, but they are kind to beavers.

In seven sleighs, seven Semenovs with mustaches sat down in the sleigh themselves.

In the hut, a yellow dervish from Algeria rustles his silks and, juggling with knives, eats a piece of fig.

The sergeant with the sergeant, the captain with the captain.

Your sexton should not try to become our sexton:
Our sexton will over-expose your sexton, over-expose.

Senka is carrying Sanka and Sonya on a sled.
Sledge jump, Senka off his feet, Sonya in the forehead, all in a snowdrift.

A sorcerer was doing magic in a stable with the wise men.

All beavers are kind to their own.

Get up, Arkhip, the rooster is hoarse.

We talked about Prokopovich. What about Prokopovich?
About Prokopovich, about Prokopovich, about Prokopovich, about yours.

A rake is to row, a broom is to sweep, oars are to carry, runners are to crawl.

You even stained your neck, even your ears with black mascara.
Get in the shower quickly. Rinse the mascara off your ears in the shower.
Rinse off the mascara from your neck in the shower. After your shower, dry yourself off.
Dry your neck, dry your ears, and don’t dirty your ears anymore.

Two woodcutters, two woodcutters were talking about Larka, about Varka, about Larina’s wife.

Two puppies are nipping cheek to cheek at a brush in the corner.

The woodpecker hollowed out the oak, hollowed out, hollowed out, but did not hollow out and did not hollow out.

Evsey, Evsey, sift the flour, and sift the flour -
bake some rolls in the oven and the swords are hot on the table.

Fedka eats radish with vodka, eats Fedka with vodka and radish.

The ground beetle buzzes and buzzes, but does not spin.

Pankrat forgot the jack.
Now Pankrat cannot lift the tractor on the road without a jack.

Watermelons were being reloaded from truck to truck.
During a thunderstorm, the body fell apart in the mud from a load of watermelons.

Four peasants walked from near Kostroma, from near Kostromishchi.
They talked about trading, and about purchases, about cereals, and about reinforcements.

The interviewer interviewed the interventionist.

Incident with the quartermaster.

Clara the King crept towards Lara.

Mower Kosyan mows obliquely with a scythe. The mower will not mow the mower.

The crab sold the rake to the crab. Sold the rake to the crab; Rake the hay, crab!

The cuckoo sewed a hood for the cuckoo. I tried on the cuckoo hood. How funny he is in the hood!

The elector coprated the landsknecht.

The courier overtakes the courier into the quarry.

Libretto "Rigoletto".

Deftly maneuvering in laryngology, the laryngologist easily cured laryngitis.

Mother gave Romasha whey from the yogurt.

We ate, ate ruffs from the spruce tree. They were barely finished at the spruce.

On Mount Ararat Varvara was picking grapes.

There is firewood in the yard, firewood behind the yard, firewood under the yard, firewood above the yard,
firewood along the yard, firewood across the width of the yard, the yard does not contain firewood!
We'll probably move the wood from your yard back to the wood yard.

There is grass in the yard, there is firewood on the grass, one firewood, two firewood, three firewood.

Grass in the yard, firewood on the grass. Don't cut wood on the yard grass!

On the river shallows we came across a burbot.

Our head has out-headed your head, out-headed.

Our Polkan from Baikal lapped. Polkan lapped and lapped, but Baikal did not become shallow.

Our daughter is articulate, her speech is clear.

A cow doesn't eat a box of crusts; a box of hay is dear to her.

He doesn’t want to mow with a scythe, he says: scythe is a scythe.

There is no ring near the well.

Eagle on the mountain, feather on the eagle. A mountain under an eagle, an eagle under a feather.

Osip was hoarse, and Arkhip was hoarse.

From the clatter of hooves, dust flies across the field.

Pavel swaddled Pavlushka, swaddled him, and unswaddled him.

The train rushes by grinding: w, h, w, w, w, w, w, w

Have you watered the lily? Have you seen Lydia? They watered Lily and saw Lydia.

Precedent with the applicant.

Prov Egorka brought a pile of firewood to the yard.

The protocol about the protocol was recorded as a protocol.

The farrier got up early, forged steel, forged, reforged the steel, but did not reforge it.

He reported, but didn’t complete his report, he completed his report, but didn’t complete his report.

Tell us about your shopping! - What kind of purchases? - About shopping, about shopping, about your shopping.

The Ligurian traffic controller was regulating in Liguria.

The snout pig was white-nosed, blunt-nosed; I dug up half the yard with my snout, dug, dug.

Boxwood, boxwood, how tightly you are sewn.

The pig, with its thick snout, dug up the yard with its snout, dug up everything, dug up, dug up, dug up everywhere, dug up, dug up.

The waxwing whistles with a flute.

The fellow ate thirty-three pie pies, all with cottage cheese.

Thirty-three ships tacked, tacked, but did not tack.

The pike tries in vain to pinch the bream.

The hedgehog has a hedgehog, the grass snake has a snake.

The weather in our courtyard has become wet.

Sashka has cones and checkers in his pocket.

Senya and Sanya have a catfish with a mustache in their nets.

Feofan Mitrofanych has three sons Feofanych.

The heron's chick clung tenaciously to the flail.

A quarter of a quadruple of peas, without a wormhole.

Scales on a pike, bristles on a pig.

Six little mice rustle in the reeds.

Sasha walked along the highway and sucked on a dryer.

Forty mice walked and six found pennies,
and the mice, which were worse, found two pennies each.

Jasper in suede became mossy.

The ability to speak beautifully, clearly and quickly is not given to everyone. And in our time, when everyone has completely forgotten what the joy of human communication is, replacing it with correspondence in in social networks and sending emoticons in messages, such a skill cannot be found during the day. Although, of course, there are masters who simply break all stereotypes about possibilities speech apparatus person. Just remember the presenter who rattled off a very long tongue twister on air, or the guy who outdid the professional announcer. One way or another, now few people will be surprised by what Karl and Klara stole from each other, in which yard whose firewood is and what Sasha sucks on when he walks along the highway.

Ofigenno.cc I have prepared for you a selection of modern tongue twisters on new way. As they say, on the topic of the day. Try reading them out loud. I wonder which tongue twister will make your tongue confuse? And don’t be cunning, try to reach the end. Go!

1. There is firewood in the yard, the lads are on the firewood, the lads have grass, all the lads are in the firewood.

2. Lilac teeth picker.

3. The guru’s inauguration went off with a bang.

4. The interviewer asked the interviewee about the hopeless, unpromising person.

5. In Kabardino-Balkaria, valocardine from Bulgaria.

6. The re-sorted items were sorted, sorted, and sorted into the toilet.

7. Is this colonialism? - No, this is not colonialism, but neocolonialism.

8. De-ideologized, de-ideologized and pre-ideologized.

9. Look - a Mongol on Chomolungma!

10. Turner Rappoport cut through the pass, rasp and support.

11. Subluxation with subluxation.

12. Coconut cookers boil coconut juice in coconut cookers.

13. Khrushchi grab horsetails. An armful of quinine is enough for cabbage soup.

14. He who does not work does not eat what the one who works eats.

16. Sasha herself is perfection, and she is also improving herself!

17. The fishermen in the wheelhouse of the barge took beet, fish and lamb, and chose the master’s pressure chamber; Brezhnev's brother's eyebrows were shaved.

18. The Staffordshire Terrier is zealous, and the black-haired Giant Schnauzer is playful.

19. The men squeezed out the nodules of ruminant giraffes and the fat of living women with millstones.

20. They sold the oligarch halabuda in the Galapagos.

21. A collaborator flirts with a collaborator.

22. Depilated fillet paraded at the fildepers defile.

23. Mesozoic fellows killed mammoths with stone hammers.

24. The prosecutor punched a hole in the protocol.

25. The cap is not sewn like Yves Saint Laurent or like the Ku Klux Klan.

26. Oksana from the Nissan to the sauna, Susanna from the sauna to the Nissan.

27. On the screw, you can see the weathered Winda.

28. Let Kirkorov’s pickaxe break off the crusts.

30. Sasha walked along the highway, Sasha found a sachet on the highway.

31. The bombardier bombarded the young ladies of Brandenburg with bonbonnieres.

32. The husband courageously closes his eyes next to the woman in labor.

33. Varya cooked rhubarb and roared that Valera was unfaithful.

34. Karl stole Clara’s Land Cruiser, and Clara stole Karl’s Chrysler.

35. Tskalo tiptoed chicks. Tsekalo's chick clings tenaciously.

36. The scribes copied and rewrote, but did not rewrite.

37. Dybra is an animal in the wilds of the tundra,
Like the beaver and the otter, the enemy of the cobra and the powder.
He vigorously rips the cedar kernels and crushes the goodness in the depths.

38. There’s a parade outside, I’m happy about the parade, I’ll go to the parade and take my camera.

39. Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedov was selling hamburgers at Burger King.

40. Incident with the intendant, precedent with the applicant, intrigue with the intriguer.

42. In the hut, a yellow dervish from Algeria rustles with silks and, juggling with knives, eats a piece of fig.

43. Their pesticides do not exceed our pesticides in terms of their pesticide effectiveness.

44. The emotional Lukerya felt the unfeeling Nikolka.

45. Palmists and surgeons characterize rickets by fragility of cartilage and chronic chromosomal harakiri.

46. He reported, but didn’t complete his report, completed his report, but didn’t complete his report.

47. The correspondent interviewed the corrupt official. The corrupt official disavowed the correspondent.

48. A Ligurian traffic controller regulated in Liguria.

49. It is pointless to comprehend the meaning with unreflective thoughts!

50. I drive through potholes, but I can’t get out of potholes.

Well, did you break your tongue while reading all these tongue twisters to the end? No problem, this activity is not only entertaining, but also useful. Do you remember the heroine of the Soviet film “Carnival” Nina Solomatina, played by the legendary Irina Muravyova? She tucked nuts into her cheek and learned tongue twisters. But all this is in order to get on the big stage and not screw up.

If you like these tongue twisters, immediately share them with your friends, don’t be greedy. Maybe someone you know will discover their hidden talents as an announcer.

1. The Turk smoked a pipe, the trigger pecked the grain: don’t smoke, Turk, the pipe, don’t peck the trigger, the grain!
2. A boletus, white-winged, white-legged, is running and has rummaged through the entire door. You were the snout of a boletus - a rib and half a rib.
3. A harrow was harrowing a harrowed field.
4. Be kind and get cobras.
5. Egorka was picking mushrooms in the copse near the hillock.
6. Siskins, tap dancers, goldfinches and swifts are chirping in the grove.
7. Varvara was finishing the jam, grumbling and saying sentences.
8. Senka is carrying Sanka and Sonya on a sled. Sledge jump, Senka off his feet, Sanka in the forehead, Sonya in the side, all in a snowdrift!
9. The colonel spoke to the lieutenant colonel, the ensign to the sub-ensign, the lieutenant to the second lieutenant, but forgot about the sub-lieutenant
10. Terenty spoke about auctions and about purchases, and Terentykha spoke about cereals and about reinforcements.
11. Rake - row, broom - revenge, oars - carry, runners - crawl
12. Beavers wander into the cheese forests. Beavers are brave, but they are kind to beavers.
13. There is a pop on the head of a cap on the butt a shock under the butt pop under a cap
14. Half a quarter of four peas without a wormhole
15. There is no point in quadrupling yarn.
16. Kondrat turnip zhre Emelyan hemp tre
17. Pull the strip out from under the stump
18. A pig's snout dug a half-snout or a pig's snout dug up the whole yard dug a half-snout
19. Remember how the priest went through the reaping
20. Near the hole, three needles are withered: I’ll stand on the needles, I’ll get the needles
21. The fox runs along the six and the fox licks the sand
22. From under the clatter of hooves, dust flies across the field
23. Don’t dig up any hole
24. I strive to be equal to everyone!
25. Al lal white diamond green emerald
26. Crested laughter laughed ha ha ha ha ha
27. In our courtyard the weather has become wet
28. A turner in a short-cut short-cut
29. The worm is crawling along the six, swallow the worm in the sand
30. Somehow we will stand before the Antichrist
31. Pooled around the bar and got dirty
32. Don’t over-sex our sexton
33. Arkhip Osip. Osip is hoarse.
34. Kind beaver to beavers.
35. Vavila’s sail was wet.
36. They drove a stake into the stockade. Punched..
37. Have fun, Savely, stir the hay.
38. Our purchase includes cereals and cereals
39. A water truck carried water from the water supply system
40. Leather reins fit into the collar
41. Horses trampled into the field.
42. In the pond near Polycarp there are three crucian carps and three carps.
43. The thunderstorm is threatening, the thunderstorm is threatening.
44. Grandfather Dodon played the pipe, Grandfather hit Dimka with the pipe.
45. Good beavers go into the forests.
46. Wood splitters cut down oak trees.
47. Rake - row, broom - revenge, oars - carry, runners - crawl.
48. Yevsey, Yevsey, sift the flour, And if you sift the flour, bake some rolls in the oven, and the swords are hot on the table.
49. A slanting goat walks with a goat.
50. The cook cooked the porridge, overcooked it, and undercooked it.
51. Klim pounded a wedge into one pancake.
52. The crab made a rake for the crab, gave the rake to the crab. -Rake the gravel, crab.
53. Cuckoo cuckoo I bought a hood. The little cuckoo put on his hood, The little cuckoo is funny in the hood.
54. Buy a pile of spades.
55. Lena was looking for a pin, and the pin fell under the bench.
56. Three little birds are flying through three empty huts.
57. Mom washed Mila with soap.
58. Grass grows in the yard, There is firewood on the grass. Don't cut wood on the grass of the yard.
59. Our Polkan fell into a trap.
60. Senya carries hay in the canopy, Senya will sleep in the hay.
61. The wasp is barefoot and without a belt.
62. From the clatter of hooves, dust flies across the field.
63. Open the gate, Uvar, there is firewood on the grass near the yard.
64. The baker baked pies in the oven.
65. The quail hid the quails from the guys
66. Under the fence, into the shadow. Ax into the stump - zen!
67. I went to weed the fields.
68. Prokop came - the dill was boiling, Prokop left - the dill was boiling. And with Prokop the dill boils, And without Rokop the dill boils.
69. The crow missed the little crow.
70. One firewood, two firewood, three firewood.
71. A falcon sat on a naked trunk.
72. There is a haystack with a small quail under it, And under the hay there is a quail with a small quail.
73. Standing, standing at the gate, the Bull is STUPIDLY WIDESHORT.
74. White oak tables, SMOOTH PLANED.
75. Sasha sewed a hat for Sasha.
76. A cap is sewn, a cap is knitted,
77. Yes, not in Kolpakov style.
78. The bell is poured, the bell is forged,
79. Yes, not in the Kolokolov style.
80. It is necessary to repack the cap,
81. Yes, re-cap it.
82. We need to ring the bell,
83. Yes, re-beat it.
84. A weaver weaves fabric on Tanya’s dress.
85. To interpret clearly, But there is no point in interpreting.
86. The snakes are already in a puddle.
87. Kondrat’s jacket is a little short.
88. Whey from yogurt.
89. Four turtles each have four baby turtles.
90. The cunning magpie Catch the trouble, And forty forty is Forty trouble.
91. The crested girls laughed with laughter: Ha! Ha! Ha!
92. The heron wasted away, the heron was dry, the heron was dead.
93. Sasha walked along the highway, carried a dryer on a pole and sucked on the dryer.
Have you watered the lily?
94. Thirty-three ships tacked, tacked, but never got out.
95. Near the house there is a hill with sacks, I’ll go out onto the hill and straighten the sack.
96. The mouse sat in the corner and ate a piece of bagel.
97. A certificate was given to Kozyavka stating that he is not a Kozyavka. Incorrect certificate. A booger is a booger.
98. Goats climb into the vine in a thunderstorm - goats gnaw on the vine in a thunderstorm.
99. Water flows from the neighboring well all day long.
100. We bought a lace dress for the cuttlefish... the cuttlefish walks around, showing off the dress.
101. Masha has poppies and daisies in her pocket.
102. A beetle is buzzing over the honeysuckle. The casing is heavy on the beetle.
103. The turtle, not bored, sits for an hour with a cup of tea.
104. Wolves are prowling - looking for food.
105. Margarita collected daisies on the mountain, lost the daisies on the grass.
106. The pig dug with its snout, dug out half a snout and half a rib bone
107. the heron wasted away, the heron was drying up, the heron was finally dead!
108. In the depths of the tundra, otters in gaiters poke cedar kernels into buckets. Having torn out the leggings of an otter in the tundra, wipe the cedar kernels with the otter, wipe the otter's face with the leggings - the kernels into buckets, the otter into the tundra
106. I'm bringing SOUP-SOUP! And to whom? PSU-PSU!
107. Senya is carrying Sanya and Sonya on a sled. Sanki hop! Senya - from the feet, Sanya - to the side, Sonya - to the forehead. behold, in a snowdrift - bang!
108. Sucking an icicle is a disaster! - we are strictly prohibited. But why is it called an icicle then?

Swear tongue twisters are a variety. By the way, you can find them on ours. For helpline operators and in the services of the Ministry of Emergency Situations, “obscene” tongue twisters are used. At trainings and seminars, psychologists say that such tongue twisters increase the responsibility of employees for reprimanding. After all, it’s more shameful to make a mistake than if you say, “Sasha was walking along the highway and sucking on a dryer.”